While we're still eagerly awaiting that big-screen remake of Rhoda -- hey, if the 'Dukes of Hazzard' can be spun into a movie, why not? -- the anxiety has been assuaged a bit by news that Ronnie Wood has temporarily decided to take on the mantle of Valerie Harper. 
The guitarist will put down his Fender in order to moonlight as a window designer for London's prestigious Harrod's department store -- a doggone sight better than the Hempel's chain that employed our heroine way back when. Wood is acting as the point person for this year's 'Harrods Rocks' event, which will launch in February with a series of displays, including window dressing courtesy of the guitarist.
He hasn't tipped his hand about content yet, but Wood's window will reportedly have a Stones theme and will include some of his original paintings -- but not, sadly, a leaning tower of liquor bottles he and bandmate Keith Richards have drained over the years.
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