bull; : Victoria Beckham quits her reality show before it starts, claiming she wants to support her hubs (real reason to follow shortly). They didn't need that $20 million, anyway. bull; : Sultan of Smut Larry Flynt offers $1 million to anyone who can prove he or she had a sexual encounter with a member of Congress.
bull; : Competitive eating upstart Joey Chestnut shatters Japanese grub-god Takero Kobayashi's record by eating 59.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes, 5.25 more than the old record.
bull; : A death row inmate in Texas is asking people to send him jokes so he can read the funniest as his last words.
bull; : Leftist journo Eric Alterman was arrested at last night's Democratic presidential debate for, , nothing at all. According to , however, he was trespassing and refusing to leave.