Marion Barry is always in the news for no reason other than he's an idiot! He should be charged with shameless and unnecessary self-promotion along with Jesse Jackson and Al from Home Improvement. Then they should be branded with the phrase "BOO HOO".
I am willing to put money down that this product won't sell anything until they introduce it in fun flavors. Mmm, blueberry muffin spray that will make me not want to eat a blueberry muffin. Donald Trump has given Miss USA/Miss America/Miss United States/Miss U.
S. or whatever the hell shes called, a second chance to fix the image shes given all Miss Whatevers. Funny, I never really thought too highly of women who smear vasoline on their teeth or smile to the point where it looks like their face is going to rip off.
When I heard that she was a party girl who likes dancing all up on girls, Motorola Razr phones and/or watching LC or the OC like every other 18 year old girl in America/U.S., etc.
, etc., etc., I was kinda relieved.
I thought to my self "Wow, finally a pageant winner who is honest with the world. Shes a girl who likes to party, in addition to appearing at supermarkets in the midwest. In being honest, shes secured herself a spot in the limelight and not in the blackhole that is known as 'Former Pageant Winners.
'" She told Crazyhair Richpants that she would not let him down. In return, he promised not to fire her AND also promised not to buy the land her parents home resides upon, tear down the house, and develop Trump Suburbia, a new, "quaint" Trump resort. (My guess is it will have less gold paint?
) So I hope she does well in rehab. I'd like to note that at this point I have no idea what that girl's name is. Although I never watched Hanna-Barbera cartoons (even in my earlier years, I knew what was good - Looney Toons - and what was rushed, poorly written, carbon copied crap - see any H-B cartoon where someone attempts to run.
Why their upper bodies never moved incensed me to no end), I understand and respect what both Joe Hanna and William Barbera brought to the industry - they helped to mainstream cartoons. Sadly, Joseph Barbera passed away at the age of 95 on Monday. My thoughts are with his family.
In Disney news, it seems they have finally figured out what to do with Disney Feature Animation. At first their plan was to behead everyone that worked there, but that was abandoned when the Disney janitorial cast members threatened to strike if they couldn't behead them themselves. Naturally, Disney just chose to fire most of them.
Then Disney bought Pixar and decided, hey, lets to more animation. Most recently, Disney decided to fire anyone at DFA working on a computer animated project, most notably the scribe of 'Lilo and Stitch' Chris Sanders. Not only did they fire him, they cancelled his movie 'American Dog'.
DFA is prepping to go all traditional animation, effectively giving Disney two animation branches: DFA as the traditional animation studio it was before everyone was fired, and Pixar as the computer animation studio it is supposed to be. Way to earn your paychecks! Our local moron, Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz - wait, I meant to say weatherman.
To be fair, he sucks at weathermanning, so I am going to continue to call him a moron. So, local moron Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz has refused to incorporate anything Christmas-like into his weathermanning. This makes sense because Glenny-glenn here is Jewish (Just like JC!
He's in good hands) Now I am a pretty big stranger to compromise - I like to McCartney my way through things. Whats wrong with liking things my way, all the time? - but why am I the only one who can see the answer to this.
Talk about Christmas AND the festival of lights (I refuse to spell it until there is one clear spelling) and maybe any other holidays there are. What the g! This isn't rocket surgery.
Why exclude everything when you and include! This totally defeats the idea that those who were excluded from things in elementary school will grow up to be better people. Shame on you Glenny.
..shame on you and your big, ugly, bowtie.
Marion Barry is always in the news for no reason other than he's an idiot! He should be charged with shameless and unnecessary self-promotion along with Jesse Jackson and Al from Home Improvement.
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