In 98% of court cases the jury selection process is nothing more than a tedious piece of administration to be swiftly dealt with, but that s because 98% of the accused don t turn up to court with a lesbian s haircut, like Phil Spector has done lately.
That s right - out has gone Phil Spector s gigantic white man s afro and confused cornrows, and in has come a pretty blonde bob cut that Phil Spector appears to have modelled on recent pictures of Anne Widdecombe. Now the world waits on the answer to one single question with baited breath - what mental haircut will Phil Spector turn up to court in next?
Devilhorns? A Beehive? Dreadlocks?
A Pompadour? A natty Russian Khokhol? We literally can t wait to find out.
Oh, and we d quite like to know if Phil Spector shot that woman in the face too, but not as much.
Posted in , on March 21st, 2007 |
When Phil Spector dies, chances are that people will remember him for his barmy haircut most of all - that is unless Phil Spector is found guilty of shooting an actress in the face and gets sentenced to life in jail, in which case it ll probably be that.
And soon enough we ll discover if Phil Spector murdered actress Lana Clarkson by firing a gun into her mouth, because the long-awaited Phil Spector murder trial is about to get underway.
Well, we mean the Phil Spector murder trial will get underway after a jury has been picked and everyone takes a month off and then all the jurors are individually interviewed after the break. So the Phil Spector murder trial won t actually start for another six weeks. But, hey, jury selection is kind of exciting.
Right?
Posted in , on March 19th, 2007 |
Call us old-fashioned but there s certainly nothing we find more entertaining than the idea of watching a disturbed bipolar old man with giant hair get tried for the murder of a B-movie actress - so thank goodness the Phil Spector murder trial will be on TV.
Well maybe anyway.
Reports are suggesting that the judge in the Phil Spector murder case is toying with the idea of making the trial televised since the nature of the case is in the public interest and also that the advance on the book deal that he s lining up about the Phil Spector murder trial would be way more wicked enormous if everyone saw his face on TV every day and it might mean that he d get to meet his hero Dick Van Dyke. Needless to say, the thought that a man like Phil Spector would effectively be tried by television raises all kinds of deep and complex questions, like what kind of crazy haircut is Phil Spector going to have in the trial. An afro?
The afro again? We re crossing our fingers for the afro.
Posted in , on February 8th, 2007 |
There was a time when Phil Spector was known as pioneer of exciting, innovative, sophisticated pop music, but now Phil Spector is just that bloke with mental hair that might have killed an actress.
The murder trial of Phil Spector, accused of killing Lana Clarkson with a gun, has been a long time coming - Clarkson died in February 2003 - and the trial has just had another setback. Due to scheduling commitments by the prosecutors, Phil Spector will now stand trial in September.
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