, as we get christened, Bimbodom's New Bridgets ! :) Why not Charlie's Angels or something I wonder Anyway in a case of some sweeping generalizations, she says Chick-clicks worldwide have all the qualities of their predecessors. She suffers from an acute attention-seeking disorder.
She is perennially single and single-mindedly self-indulgent. She is grammatically challenged and confuses similes with punctuation. Yet, her candour is seen as "fresh".
Her directness has a lot to do with the medium she writes in. She's the Internet's answer to reality TV, with a lot more sex thrown in. Desperate Housewives can rev up the raunchiness quotient.
Bridget Jones will put on extra calories just thinking about it. The chick-click scores because she's real, not made up. So, I suffer from an acute attention-seeking disorder?
Though, given how sad my life usually is, I manage to get attention from all the wrong kind of birds! Like right now from you. And besides, one must always seek what one doesn t have!
I am perennially single? Must we add insult to serious injury here? Though, is that like a curse, I wonder?
I am a great believer in curses, I know many of the ones that I hurl at people, have come true even I am grammatically challenged? Yes, grammar is just one of the many things that my rather limited intellect finds a problem. Though most of the times, I do manage to frame sentences.
But then, like you mention I am schizophrenic, so occasionally I slip. And besides do you even understand the enormity of the effort it takes to marry, Sex and the City with Kyonki Saas Bhi I am the Internet s answer to Reality TV, with a lot more sex thrown in?!
Ooooh! I am finally the answer to something! Who knows, may be we can develop business model around it.
This becoming a Blog Millionaire is anyway an appealing idea! :) And ya, sex is what gets people to my Blog. My faithful site tracker informs me, very reliably at that, many people come to my Blog looking for, Sex with Malika Sherawat !
Who are these people, I wonder? And of course to add much legitimacy to one s analysis, we MUST quote some of the incisive observations made by KTW (aka Kill the women)! "Westernized women, have always been the cause of all problems.
They make for bad daughters...
wives...
Just because they earn some money and are able to snap their fingers at a certain type of man they tend to assume too much of a misplaced sense of superiority." Compulsive confessor has patented a brand of "semi dressed status and high drunkenness." Smugbug, "Must be one of those dark-skinned south Indian chicks who uses Fair and Lovely on the sly.
" He sums up: "I am just saying that these are a few examples of popular women who need to be publicly lynched as opposed to being indulgent to." I really don t make that kind of money, you know. We Researchers are a poorly paid breed of people.
I am yet to meet that certain type of man who will respond dutifully when I snap fingers! Actually I don t do too much of finger snapping (so busy keeping them crossed), may be that is my problem. Let me try this as well!
:) Oh and I am not sure, what might be the problem? That I am South Indian? That I am dark-skinned?
That I use FAL on the sly? I also use Colgate Gel to brush my teeth, is that a problem too, I wonder? You know why, unlike Klein, the Indian chick clicks have not outed themselves yet.
Ah, the power punch the closure! But, outed? That would mean?
Given, general intellectual and grammar challengedness, I am unable to comprehend! Or wait, did you mean, outdone? As in, our best is yet to come?
And Bimbodom, is what? Is it like a subset of Blogdom? Or is it like a sisterhood/ cult/ an all new world order?
May be like Klu Klux Klan or something! Are you outside this Bimbodom and looking at us longingly? Or are you somewhere up there (having reached the state of Self Actualization, in the Maslow s Needs State hierarchy) and looking down at us most disdainfully?
If it s the former, you know how to become one of us bad grammar, seek attention, Kiss and tell, blah blah. If it s the latter, well, Yay you! Pick worthier causes to write about the next time.
Like, How safe are the buildings in Mumbai? or some such. And if you must critique writing, please let it be Rushdie!
You will be doing great service to people...
Oh and this pre-occupation with Ms Bridget Jones, Why? Of course, I enjoyed most of the book when I read it and related to it in bits (emotional fuckwittage, for one!), but I am not her.
I don t obsess about my weight, though god knows that I should! But, I don t. In fact, I a quite happy with excess adipose, even though it doesn t give me any!
I am not Neurotic I don t draw my lessons from self-help books. My mom is quirky in a nice way, but not dysfunctional like Bridget s mom. In fact, I have not had any male boss till now!
And most importantly and very cruelly, there is no Colin Firth waiting for me somewhere to buy me a New Diary! I am single like Bridget, that s the commonality, so I suppose one mustn t say you are completely inaccurate. What do they say about, giving the devil Not to suggest, you are a devil!
You know single people have the following options: 1) To make peace with their singleton status and conclude beyond all doubt that the dual universe theory is flawed Like they say, Try, try, try again! And what better place to try, than the Internet the haven for all psychos and like minded losers! 3) To pretend not to look.
The, What you don t want, you will get adage! Of course, one needs to carefully weigh the opportunity costs involved! 4) To overcome loneliness et al by adopting dog.
Dogs are Singletons best friends! 5) To oscillate between looking for man and looking for dog! (Often leading to confusing criteria on what dog s characteristics ought to be, and what man s characteristics ought to be!
) So, I am Number 5, I think. Cynical enough to want a dog and unable to totally give up on the oft celebrated Happy Cliché! Is not such a bad thing, is it?
Actually, I don t get the point. So, she doesn t like my Blog. Which is okay, most of the times I don t like it either.
And free world, free speech and all of that. But personal attacks are in bad taste, right? And, why bring Hawk into this?
Is she the Hawk? An accomplice? Does she subscribe to his view?
Is The Hawk, an authority on Women Blogger s? How credible does your piece seem when you quote a deranged, psycho, sexist, racist loser? Also makes me wonder, how does the, Birds of same feather thing work here?
Though, on the positive side is this Now, that National media has made it common knowledge that I am on the lookout for Studly Mallu I-Banker, I am hoping that my Happy Cliché is around the corner. Sure beats the Classifieds, nothing like having the stamp of approval from a Journalist! Okay, I would rather have had Barkha Dutt do that on Primetime TV, but Beggars can't be choosers, can they?
! All you people, who were wondering if I was run over by my driver, will be glad to know that I am alive, well and in general good spirits! :) at 4:10 PM , as we get christened, Bimbodom's New Bridgets !
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