February 26th, 2007 at 14:00 by Stuart Heritage
As we all know, the Oscars isn t about winning awards at all - in fact, we ve already forgotten who hosted the Oscars, what movie won the Best Picture Oscar and what an Oscar actually looks like - because the Oscars is all about lovely dresses and stuff.
Oscar night is the one spot on the movie-making calender when actresses can swap the dirty rags that they wear for the rest of the year while playing impoverished drug addict victims of domestic violence for a selection of glamorous dresses with plunging necklines, figure-hugging cuts and other stuff we ve read in girly magazines that we don t fully understand. For the Oscars, actresses can make themselves look a million dollars, fashion designers can earn themselves a million dollars and the majority of rational people at home would pay a million dollars to watch something that isn t about the fucking Oscars just for a single blissful second.
But who wore what at this year s Oscars? We re no strangers to sartorial elegance here at hecklerspray, so we ve compiled the world s most definitive Oscar night fashion rundown for you, right after the jump
First up, Penelope Cruz turned heads on the red carpet last night by showing up in a dress.
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