In Between Viewing Pornography and Calling Plastic Surgeons...
Howard Hughes  |  by dennisthepeasant.typepad.com. All rights reserved. 17.07 | 4:19

The experts describe Dennis as an appallingly dull fellow; unimaginative, timid, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considered drawbacks, in accountancy they are a positive boon. Add me to your TypePad People list Subscribe to this blog's feed Powered by TypePad In Between Viewing Pornography and Calling Plastic Surgeons.

.. I took a bit of time off last night from my full-time job as Patriarchal Oppessor and got in touch with my feminine side.

.. Hercules Against the Moon Men on the DVD set that was sent by one of my many adoring fans.

It was pretty damn gay. And I mean that in a good way, of course. That's despite the fact that this Hercules wasn't Steve Reeves.

Herc was played by a guy named - wait for it - ALAN STEEL. STEEL was O.K.

, although he didn't display the sort of range as an actor that made Steve Reeves the Johnny Depp of his age. He did have an excellent brow furrow, though. But more than anything, what ALAN STEEL had was pecs.

Big old fuckin' pecs that come out to HERE.

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