I'm going to start this review off right...
I don't care about what any of you 15 year old swoop haircut hamfisted fashioncore juggernauts say about my music knowledge. If you have a problem with my tastes, look for a site that will appease your tastes when it comes to this shit.
What a crock of shit this world has come to when a band that names themselves after a estrogen fueled bitchfest book (and subsequent movie) finds themselves little darlings in the eye of a mass of hungry hordes of bi-sexual teenage girls and the guys who will sacrifice their grandmothers for their jewelry.
Based off limited experience with this aural shitstorm, I can safely say this band will be the next big thing, not based on merit, but because they're playing up to the trends in a big, big way.
If you like your music straight from the mold without adventure or any sort of innovation, chances are that you already own this turd and are waiting to lash back at me for writing such a one sided, biased review.
You know why I'm writing this?
Because I fucking can. I can alert people who actually care about having things like , and most of all, . Which this band has none of the aforementioned qualities.
If you actually clicked on those links to see where they led, there's also a good chance you wouldn't a fucking thing about those qualities, so go on and discover music that truly matters, not this slop that's going to be obsolete in two years.
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