New Deal, New Frontier and now a New Caliphate! In an announcement that promises to turn the American presidential race on it head, Osama Bin Laden said he will be running as a third party candidate in the 2008 election.
Osama, Obama, who knows the difference?
a confident Bin Laden pronounced from his cave in an unknown location in the tribal provinces of Pakistan. Everybody and their uncle is running. Why not me?
America is looking for a new direction, and boy will I ever give em one!
Mr. Bin Laden, in an effort to soften his image with the American electorate, now prefers to be called Binny and inadvertently issued a fatwa calling for the execution of anyone who does not use that name.
Reporters pressed Bin, uh, Binny , for the name of his party that will appear on the ballot. Binny seemed pensive before, answering the Religion of Peace Party! We ll get all the peaceniks and fundamentalists at one stroke.
Asked if he had given any consideration to a running mate, Osam, uh, Binny said Well, I am interested in broadening my base but at the same time finding someone who shares some of my ideological views. Jimmy Carter comes to mind, but if he s not available I will be agreeable to an arranged marriage with Britney Spears. The story above is a satire or parody.
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I've got nothing else to do, what's next?
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