I always knew Britney and I would be close, but who could have imagined that, one day, I would be flossing my teeth with her hair? she's my housemate.
I know where mom hides my credit card, for times when I stay in, get drunk and surf the net.
Thankfully, she must have forgotten to go shopping before her holiday, so the fridge was empty and super-easy to lift. His R.M.
Williams are size 10 and I am only a into the leather. It might be the inserts, but in his shoes I feel two inches taller. Women doubt me.
That's why, whenever I wear the boots outside, I always bring with me a certificate of authenticity. I like to joke that I have Hugh Jackman's soul.
of our time.
I bought Russell's debut album for all of my friends and, even though we don't speak much any more, I know they all still talk about it. I also have a string from Steve Martin's banjo. I'm hoping to collect four more strings from other musicians hybrid guitar!
tax anyway. I gave the prize to my assistant and she said she waited around the whole day and got bored. She was introduced to Matthew Broderick but thought he was just another extra.
On its release, she made us all go with her to the movies so she could point out her scene. The whole thing was fast and blurry. To be honest, I'm pretty sure she got edited out but was too embarrassed to say.
I was going to wear them on my next tour, but the venues kept falling through and my promoter went bankrupt. Now I only wear them at home, usually while eating ice-cream. They're absorbent and you I took up smoking because of Steve.
I hate it, but if it's good exponent of martial arts, then it's good enough for Chad Wang. I trophy room. There are a few drags left for a special occasion.
I first child, Steven Chad jnr.
I always wanted to be on TV, but somehow got sidetracked and became a dental nurse. After my lottery win, I bought the internet and goggled my favourite shows.
The car is orange and keeps getting keyed by jerks who are just jealous. I set aside some of my winnings for regular paint jobs. It's changed my life, and I feel chorus.
Dang. I wanted Dr Phil's harmonica.
Don't get me wrong, I love it.
But it made my bedroom stink. Well, it did, until my girlfriend thought she was being helpful and washed it. Now it just smells of lemon Napisan.
We broke up. I bumped into Andre in New York, and asked him to do some push-ups and then rub his head on my shirt. He went mental.
Some people are just weird.
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