The above clip might not be "new," exactly, but it's new to us. And takes off his shirt and talks about spreading his seed around El Paso. We think we need no further justification for posting it than that.
We would like to officially throw to use her artificial mustache to upend the oppressive facial-hair-contest-ruling patriarchy.
with philandering politician to the north! A truly heartwarming story.
is testing out a radical plan to . If that doesn't work out, they're going to try the even more unorthodox strategy of to potential ticketbuyers.
star (or, as one headline writer who has yet to climb aboard 's Comedy Night Done Right train put it, ) has pled guilty to his . And if he stays out of trouble for the next little while, it appears he'll :
Morgan entered his plea as part of a conditional discharge deal.If he meets the requirements of the court, which include a doctor-supervised alcohol program, community service and no arrests for the next six months, the case against him will be dismissed. [..
.] On his way to his (chauffeur-driven) car, Morgan told reporters how uncool his behavior was.[.
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On Dec.2, 2005, Morgan was arrested in Hollywood on impaired driving charges after police stopped him for speeding.
Despite his lawyer's assurance that he expected the community service to include , it's important to remember that Morgan is not an accredited substance abuse counselor; he is simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education, an abiding love for all of God's creatures, and a bad habit of getting behind the wheel when he's utterly shitfaced.
Police sources tell TMZ the comedian/actor was stopped at 4:38 AM in Manhattan after cops noticed he was driving erratically. According to the police report, Morgan "was unable to maintain a position in a lane of traffic." [...
] Edison Alban, spokesperson for the Manhattan D.A.'s office, tells TMZ that Morgan told cops he was drinking beer at a club before he was pulled over.
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This is Morgan's second drunk driving arrest. He's currently on probation in Los Angeles for a D.U.I. conviction. The latest arrest could constitute a violation of Morgan's probation and, as a result, he could face jail time in both L.
A. and New York.
With his fictional counterpart mirroring the habits of the real Tracy, it shouldn't be all that difficult to justify writing in some bicoastal clink-time for the character, leaving room for the possibility of guerilla location shooting in prison visiting rooms, captured through bulletproof glass with the aid of a smuggled video camera hidden beneath Judah Friedlander's "WORLD CHAMPION" hat.
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