If "may you live in interesting times" really is an ancient Chinese curse, then the video-games business needs to quit eating fortune cookies. DOAX2 sports plenty of teeny-weeny bikinis, but offers little else REVIEW: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, for Nintendo's Wii It might alarm my paycheque-signing bosses to hear this, but this is probably the most pointless review I'll ever write. Sucks to be Santa this year, what with the absolute deluge of new video games, consoles, accessories and other goodies begging to be put under good boys' and girls' trees.
Better buy a bigger sleigh, fat man. First the good news: Hitler never rose to power. Pearl Harbor was never attacked.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were never razed by atomic bombs. World War II, as we know it, never happened. With Microsoft releasing Gears Of War for the Xbox 360 just days before the PlayStation 3 and Resistance: Fall Of Man landed in stores, gamers have found themselves blessed with two flagship sci-fi shooters in the same month.
It's game on! Steve Tilley takes us through the pros and cons of PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 Napoleon fought wars. MacArthur fought wars.
Video game machines don't fight wars. They're just the ammunition in some very, very big guns. It shames me somewhat -- but only somewhat -- to admit that the very first thought that ran through my head upon seeing the PlayStation 3 up close and personal was, "I wonder if I could make it out the door and to my car before the Sony people noticed it was missing?
" Ever hear of the Marvel Comics superhero team called Girl Power? Sure you have. That was when Spider-Woman, Ms.
Marvel, Invisible Woman and Elektra banded together. Half the time their foes were too distracted by skintight spandex stretched over heaving bosoms to fight back. It may not be the shot heard 'round the world, but it's most definitely the stomp heard 'round the offices of Epic Games.
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