Britney Spears in her stripper outfit finally swung back at singer Pink yesterday, calling her a whiny biatch. Pink has taken some shots at Britney over the past few years. Most recently Pink said that Britney is not a true artist.
In her remarks today, Spears said that Pink can t dance, looks funny, and has been riding my pantytails for too damn long. Spears also said Pink is probably a lesbo, and couldn t get a man anyway even if she wanted to. Spears then walked back into the Frisky Kitty nightclub in Tarzana, CA, where she is currently working on her stripper pole moves.
The escalating feud is exacerbating the rift between those who think of themselves as artists and those who see themselves more as entertainers. Politicians are starting to get involved, with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama backing Pink, John Edwards backing fellow southerner Britney Spears, and John Kerry flip flopping back and forth. Meanwhile Al Gore says he gets stiff just thinking about the two of them.
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