The Pop Eye: March 2006
Franky Micklestone  |  by thepopeye.blogspot.com. All rights reserved. 17.07 | 2:27

I LOVE it. Toldja!!

As I mentioned a few days ago, Pearl Jam released the first single from their soon-to-be-released (but not quite soon enough for me) record this week and are offering it as a free mp3 download on .

So? What are you waiting for?

Go get it!! It's an awesome song.

It's great to hear them coming right out of the gate with a raucous tune, since the debut singles from their last two records were both pretty mild. ("I Am Mine" from Riot Act and "Nothing as It Seems" from Binaural.) Also, while Riot Act did have a blazing rocker in the form of "Save You", most of the other songs on that album were a bit restrained.

Not that that's a bad thing, because Riot Act is my favorite PJ record...

or at least tied with Vs. for top honors. But it's always great to hear Eddie and the gang laying it down and having a great time.

They're also back to sticking it to Dubya. I heard a friend say the other day that there really isn't that much activism in music these days, at least not where the lyrics and actual musical content is concerned. Well, I don't think there's any doubt as to what this new Pearl Jam song is about.

...



I felt the earth on Monday. It moved beneath my feet.
In the form of a morning paper.

Laid out for me to see.

Saw his face in a corner picture. I recognized the name.


Could not stop staring at the face I'd never see again.

It's a shame to awake in a world of pain
What does it mean when the war has taken over?

It's the same everyday in a hell manmade
What can be saved, and who will be left to hold her?



The whole world...

World over.
It's a worldwide suicide.

Medals on a wooden mantle.

Next to a handsome face.
That the president took for granted.
Writing checks that others pay.



And in all the madness, thought becomes numb and naive.
So much to talk about. Nothing for to say.



It's the same everyday and the wave won't break
Tell you to pray, while the devil's on their shoulder

Laying claim to the take that our soldiers save
Does not equate, and the truth's already out there

The whole world,...

World over.
It's a worldwide suicide.

The whole world,.

.. World over.


It's a worldwide suicide.

Looking in the eyes of the fallen
You got to know there's another, another, another, another
Another way

It's a shame to awake in a world of pain
What does it mean when a war has taken over

It's the same everyday and the wave won't break
Tell you to pray, while the devil's on their shoulder

The whole world,..

. World over.
It's a worldwide suicide.



The whole world,...

World over.
It's a worldwide suicide.


I Said I Was Waiting for the John Travolta Sex TAPE not Sex CHANGE!
After hearing rumors about it for the last couple of weeks, it's official. John Travolta will be playing the role of Edna Turnblad in the - a role originated by Divine.



Well, who knows, maybe this will finally get him an Oscar. Felicity Huffman was nominated this year for playing a tranny, so why not. I'll say this - John may be gorgeous but he doesn't make a great looking woman.

Did anyone ever see him impersonating Barbra Streisand on SNL? Not pretty. Although he did look marginally more attractive than the real Babs.



I never saw the original Hairspray, and still don't have a burning desire to check it out. I've never been a big Ricki Lake fan. And I thought Cry-Baby was one of the dumbest movies ever, so I'm in no big rush to check out the rest of John Waters' films.

However, it IS a musical and I'm glad to see John back in his old element. I don't know if he'll actually be singing any songs, but I would love that. He sang a song in A Love Song For Bobby Long (a severely underrated movie, by the way) and thought he sounded great.

It's a no-brainer that he'll be dancing. He's always dancing.

Still, this is another example of the movie industry rehashing all the old stuff.

Aren't they getting the message that we are all sick of all the remakes? They keep griping about how profits are down, but don't bother to fix the problem.

I'm hoping that the other rumor I heard a while ago stays a rumor.

That would be the talk of making Grease 3, which would catch up with Danny and Sandy after they're married with kids. I can't stress what a horrendously bad idea that is. The perfection of Grease was already messed with once - Grease 2 is just about as lame as it gets.

But to try to mess with that formula again, not to mention mess with the image of Danny Zuko?? That's insanity.

It's like making a new chapter of Gone With the Wind, with Scarlett as a lonely old spinster. NO ONE wants to see that.


Still Waiting for the John Travolta Sex Tape...

Why don't we git drunk and screw...



So, yet another celeb has a out. Well, actually two celebs. Well, actually it's Kid Rock and Scott Stapp, so together they probably add up to one whole celebrity and maybe about one half man.



As the story goes, Kid Rock-Bottom and Scott Stapp-Me-if-You've-Heard-This-Song-Before (eat your heart out, Chris Berman) were on tour together and decided to tape a night of partying with strippers in Kid's trailer. Kid Rock is blaming it all on Stapp, saying that he is an "idiot" for "losing" the tape. Now, it's no secret that Scott Stapp is an idiot (as well as an Eddie Vedder wannabe, Narcissist, poseur and all-around jackhole), so why would Kid Rock entrust such a private tape to an idiot's care?

Who is the real idiot? The correct answer is: "both" or "who the hell cares".

I'm not taking sides here because both of these guys are insufferable, but really, Kid Rock should know better.

He dated Pamela Anderson, the Queen of Sex Tapes for crying out loud. He had to know that it would get out. Somehow, celebrity sex tapes always get out.

Whether the celebs in question secretly leak them as publicity stunts or they are actually stolen and sold, they will get out. It's a fact of life. It's like when you're watching a football game and the kicker is setting up to kick the winning field goal and the announcer says, "he's never missed a kick in a clutch situation".

As soon as those words leave the commentator's mouth, it's a given that that ball is not going through those uprights. It's not even coincidence, it's like a force of nature. Same deal with the sex tapes.

If anyone even remotely famous makes a porno and thinks it's gonna stay private, it will be on the internet in no time. Especially if they say they'll erase it. It's not getting erased.

It's getting e-blitzed.

Rock says that he doesn't care anymore, he's just mad that someone else will be making money off of his "performance". Maybe he has a point.

But if the person making money off of the tapes ever paid for a Kid Rock record or to see one of his concerts, then I think that's fair. I only had to sit through a 3 or 4 song set of his when he came through Pittsburgh with Farm Aid and I still think I'm owed some punitive damages.

My favorite part of the story was Kid's quote, "It's not any big revelation that this goes on in rock 'n' roll, especially with who I am.

" Who he is? Who is he? Some obnoxious hack who hasn't bathed in a year?

Yeah, I guess no one should be surprised that he's getting tons of play. Especially with strippers. Because they're never swayed by money or anything - so he must really be as hot as he thinks he is.

Gee, I was so looking forward to seeing his greasy, nasty ass drunkenly attempting sex, but alas, he's won a court order to prevent distribution of the "film". Darn.

Well, so far anyway.

He may have won the battle but I think the video promoters will win the war. They always do.



I don't want anybody else, when I think about me I touch myself.

..


It's distressing that my best friend actually had to point this news out to me, but hey, I've been busy today...



BeckEye is a happy, happy girl. It's just been announced that the long-awaited (by me, especially) new Pearl Jam record is set for release on May 2. And on March 8 (that's only six more days!

) the first single, "World Wide Suicide" will be made available to radio stations that will play it once and then go back to playing "Alive" and "Even Flow" every once in a while in between blocks of Puddle of Hoobastaind nonsense. Luckily, the track can also be downloaded for free on during the first two days of its release. Oh, the people at work are gonna love me next week once I get that baby on my iTunes.

I'm not worried that I won't like it. I mean, it's possible. They have a few songs I don't like.

But the odds are in their favor. I'm sure I'll like it. If I don't, I'll let you all know.

I'll let you all know if I love it too...

just much more vociferously.

After that..

..another tour!

Yay!! For those of you who remember my last concert fiasco, this time I will be using will call or stapling the tickets to my ass, ala Steve-O.




Keeping an eye on all things pop culture, past and present.
Just a Steel Town girl obsessed with music and all pop culture topics who finally made it to the big show.

..New York City.

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