"I hate cliches."
"They really do suck until one of them actually comes true and then they can be profound.
No longer is it happening in some silky sweet scene of flashing lights upon an expansive screen. Now you are suddenly the player and as amazing and intense as it feels, no one is really experiencing it with you, and if they are, they probably aren't partaking of popcorn and Coke as the scene unfolds."
"Oh, please, let me experience it with you.
My heart is all a flutter."
"Your Ben Stein impressions are completely lost on me."
"That is most unfortunate.
Maybe we should just go see a movie. That new James Bond flick is out. Eva Green is hot and I bet there will even be some daring cliffhangers.
"
"So there I was, in the middle of absolute chaos. I felt like the whole world was coming in on me at once. Phone calls, deadlines, demands on my time and everyone wanted everything immediately.
And suddenly she appeared, melting everything and everyone else away and I knew it would be ok."
"You make me sick."
"It was like one of those scenes where the whole room is teaming with people as they swirl past the hero until suddenly his eyes land upon the woman across the room, and immediately nothing else is in focus or even matters.
"
"No wonder why I always feel sick after chic flicks. Couldn't you be simple and feel that way about a car?"
"It might get better mileage.
"
"Definitely more than you will out of that story. You don't share that one in mixed company, do you?
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