In news thats really too far out there to understand, CBS' 'Guiding Light' soap opera plans to have a Marvel Comics superhero inserted into one of their brilliantly written, mindnumbingly creative story arcs. My assumption is that said superhero will be the illegitimate son of a woman who cheated on her husband with his brother while on the way to her own mothers baby shower (her own mother also choosing to have an affair with her daughters husbands brother) and and then theres some cursing and some weird longing stares and some cheesy music and then a few more stares, though these ones more devious in their nature and tone, and then someone gets laid in a room thats so overdone even Donald Trump wouldn't sleep there and then, over the next few days, the entire process repeats itself. Soap operas are a little redundant redundant, aren't they?
I guess my point is this: How by the beard of Zeus does Marvel Comics think this is a good idea? Apparently there is a Fraggle Rock character named "Boober". Additionally, Ahmet Zappa wants to make Fraggle Rock into a feature film.
That too amuses me. Boober and Ahmet, back in action. However, that Boober and this Boober are different.
Here is one of Perrier's halloween print ads, one of the more creative ads you're likely to see. Remember it. There may be a quiz later.
Heather Mills isn't doing too well lately. Rumors are spreading that she'll only receive $3 mil of Sir Paul's fortune (others bring the number towards $40 mil), shes kinda gross looking, and then this bombshell: apparently, even her father doesn't believe her. He called her a liar recently and said that shes doing the same thing to Sir Paul that she did to him.
While he could not afford to fight her claims, he's cheering on Sir Paul because he can afford it. He goes on to say that "..
.Heather is mad. She's doing it for the money.
" Well done Millsy, again, well done. Last night Jeff Daniels performed in Philadelphia. Let me tell you something, that guy is talented and funny and straight up awesome.
He's played the guitar for a while now, pretty much writing songs whenever inspiration strikes. Last night he came into town and played us some songs as his beloved Detroit Tigers played game two of the World Series. I was impressed.
(Axel Rose would have stayed in his hotel room.) Opening for him was Luke Doucet, a pretty cool guitarist - check both of them out, they're on iTunes as well as Amazon. It was a great Sunday evening.
I just stole an eraser. Although I rarely use pencils (read: never), I still feel that having this parallelogram-ish Papermate 'Pink Pearl' eraser will better help me cope with my mistakes. Sadly, this 'Pink Pearl' will do nothing to help rid me of the memories of my 8th grade girlfriend who politely asked my permission to date some other dude in addition to me.
..or my brief interest in 'Death Cab for Cutie'.
..or my apparent lack of hatred for that Fergie cd.
Fergie is wicked weird. In news thats really too far out there to understand, CBS' 'Guiding Light' soap opera plans to have a Marvel Comics superhero inserted into one of their brilliantly written, mindnumbingly creative story arcs.
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