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Amber Swift  |  by www.wonkette.com. All rights reserved. 17.07 | 1:19

At least one of the candidates was Reaganesque at last week s Memorial GOP Debate.

Fourth-tier hopeful is pretending he s deaf, just like Reagan used to do when he didn t want to answer questions about Iran-Contra!
During the debate, Tommy said he supports employers right to fire people for being gay. Firing people over their sexual orientation is actually a crime in most many states.

Thompson now says he really meant exactly the opposite of what he clearly said, because his hearing aid suddenly broke during that question, so even though he didn t hear the question at all, he specifically answered it but not the way he meant to answer it, of course.
Thompson added that it was hard to talk with a dick in his mouth.
In six-and-a-half spectacular years in office, Our Leader has vetoed exactly two bills and is now ready to a third.

What three things in the whole world did George want to

  • Ending the in Iraq.
  • Making the killing of a crime.
  • Gore s gonna run, Gore s gonna run, Gore s gonna run psyche!

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  • is a gay necrophiliac. [ ]
  • John Edwards gets endorsed by a not-gay former governor of New Jersey. [ ]
  • Super Tuesday is for punk bitches s gonna have Uber-Jumbo Tuesday Exxxtreme.

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  • Even Bill Richardson s mom doesn t think he can win. [ ]
  • hates the Iran war, so does his website. [ ]
  • USA Today is building the newspaper of the future, just in time for all their readers to keel over and die.

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  • Last week John Amaechi, a former NBA player, came out of the closet and began promoting a new book about being a closeted NBA player; several days of current NBA players saying, Sure I think it d be OK to have a gay teammate as long as they don t put that gayness on me while looking profoundly uncomfortable ensued. But then former NBA point guard Tim Hardaway decided to just let rip:
    You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don t like gay people and I don t like to be around gay people.

    I am homophobic. I don t like it. It shouldn t be in the world or in the United States.


    This of course resulted in a flurry of condemnation, an example of which landed in Wonkette s tip mailbox an hour ago or so. This one was less about the content of Hardaway s statements than his style:
    Concerned Women for America (CWA) is disappointed that a man who is respected by many sports fans would make such inflammatory remarks. Hardaway s comments are both unfortunate and inappropriate, said Matt Barber, CWA s Policy Director for Cultural Issues.

    They provide political fodder for those who wish to paint all opposition to the homosexual lifestyle as being rooted in hate His words do not represent the feelings of the vast majority of people opposed to the homosexual agenda. It s perfectly natural for people to be repelled by disordered sexual behaviors that are both unnatural, and immoral However, the appropriate reaction is to respond with words and acts of love, not words of hate. Jesus Christ offers forgiveness and freedom for all sinners, and that is the heart of the Gospel message.

    Thousands of former homosexuals have been freed from the homosexual lifestyle through acts of love. Hardaway s comments only serve to foment misperceptions of widespread homosexual victimhood which the homosexual lobby has craftily manufactured.
    There s really not much we can add to this, but it s worth noting that the Concerned Women of America s policy director for cultural issues is a man.


    Approximately 1,200 Wonkette readers sent us angry e-mails about our lack of Who s ? See, that s why we ignored this story. Nobody outside of knows or cares about Gavin Newsom that s because he s the mayor of San Francisco.

    His scandal is dull, too: single man has heterosexual affair with colleague s wife. Yes, he is a crappy friend, but he s a politician so he doesn t have real friends, anyway.
    We reluctantly mention the minor gossip only because there s a gay angle, and that s always fun.

    Newsom had the affair with Ruby Rippey-Tourk (an incredible porn name) who was also his secretary at one point, so obviously he was sleeping with her. Then Ruby Rippey-Tourk became some sort of gay-media magnate, because she is also a fag hag. And she revealed the affair because that s something you re supposed to do in drug rehab.

    It s too bad Newsom s political career is now over. He could ve provided some amusement on the national stage. Oh well, who cares?


  • Thanks to , Bill Clinton is an inspiration for on the whole Korean peninsula. [ ]
  • Prove you re biggest Bush hater in your town: buy the impeachbush.com domain name today!

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  • Fired Time staffers: Don t blame the for your kid s impending malnutrition. [ ]
  • will make a big announcement today - that he s running for President. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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  • Barack the vote! [ ]
  • We know must-see-TV takes a back seat to must-drink-on-Thursday-nights, so here s the Colbert/O Reilly videos you missed. [ ]
  • s womb is advancing the gay agenda, one disco-ball fetus at a time.

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  • Best laid espionage plans are always stolen from movies Iran got invaded last night while Bush droned. [ ]
  • Attendance at DC peace march planned for later this month will benefit from increased anger with war, suffer from lack of Thievery Corporation. [ ]
  • blames corruption on that damn Wild Turkey; she s a lover you can t tame.

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  • loves paying for pussy. [ ]
  • can t get enough of the fromundah cheese. [ ]
  • continues to rely heavily on moral waivers to meet recruitment goals, If you re not gay, there s a way.

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  • can sell ice in the winter, sell fire in hell, he s a hustler baby, he can sell water to a well. [ ]
  • s nickname changed from Ragin Cajun to Captain Obvious in light of his 2008 picks. [ ]
  • Walnuts McCain: a Machiavellian master, or making it up as he goes along?

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  • Sam Next to be Outed Brownback has supporters that are pretty sensitive to the word theocracy. [ ]
  • Congressional take their money and run, leave your money in a disheveled pile on the floor. [ ]
  • John WATB Harris and Jim Pool Boy VandeHei set to go down in hilarious flames at the hands of their readers, if there are any.

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  • looks forward to criminal prosecution, hopes to be the Tim Robbins character when he finally gets to jail. [ ]
  • Stay tuned to Comedy Central for his cell mates bios and an interactive prison yard game. [ ]
  • Angry Democrat mob chases well paid , looks to jam things up their well paid assholes.

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  • Conservatives looking to find a new bogeyman to inspire fear and loathing in Middle America, turn to the gay illegal Mexican immigrant. [ ]
  • Ballot counting in unresolved race on hold till after the Ohio State-Michigan game next week. [ ]
  • Market efficiencies allowed the lobby to already be puckered and ready for Democratic ass kissing.

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  • Happy Veteran s Day: The Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting. [ ]
    • President Bush signs border fence bill that neither himself nor Democrats think will actually get built, or if built, do any good. [ , ]
    • Opponents of gay marriage cheer pro-gay decision from New Jersey court, hope it will motivate large numbers of anti-gay voters whose homophobia had been dormant.

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    • commissioner s dubious ethics largely ignored by White House s ethics lawyer who is his wife. [ ]
    • Hedging their bets for the next Congress, some corporations make last minute contributions to Democratic candidates. [ ]
    • In a campaign season with record ad spending, you still only remember the ridiculous ones.

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    • may be down, but Exxon-Mobil s profits aren t. [ ]
    • Black voter turnout negatively affected by past shenanigans, positively affected by hatred of the Bush administration. [ ]
    • takes criticism from Republicans who don t have a pressing campaign requirement to be against him, they just are.

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    • is a serious concern for President Bush and he is unsatisfied, but we re still totally winning, obv. [ , ]
    • In many Congressional races Iraq has become the central issue. For Republicans it is a problem to be navigated and for Democrats a stick to be brandished.

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    • s highest court affirms equal benefits for same-sex couples. thinks it s great. [ , ]
    • Can t wait for Democrats to sweep into Congress next month, comrade?

      These Democrats may be a bit more conservative than you re used to. [ , ]

    • There are ghosts in the voting machines and the old ass poll workers can t get them out. [ ]
    • Apparently all the crazy shit candidates are saying is because they re strained by the tough campaign season, and not because they re actually crazy.

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    • Kid who first put the Foley emails on the web was fired from Human Rights Campaign, but is still anonymous. [ ]
    • s new radio ad avoids confusion by playing an angelic chorus behind a reading of his bio and jungle theme tom tom drums during all mentions of Harold Ford. [ ]
    • gubernatorial race gets Kity Harris CrazyTM as Republican candidate accuses Democrat of covering up a NAMBLA conspiracy among his staff.

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    • plans to spend election night in DC, already scouting backdrops for his that s right bitches, we won speechifying. [ ]
    • Cardinals pitcher Jeff Suppan to spin curveballs and anti-stem cell propaganda during tonight s World Series game. [ ]
    • Gay guidos rejoice as upholds civil-unions.

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    • New blogger wants everyone to know that he really loves Jesus, and shows that love the best way he knows how by kicking fucking ass. [ ]
  • 2 happy reviews of John Hodgman s sold out even at the Warehouse last night. [ and ]
  • DC of Our Lives made his debut as Lady Violet Blossom, DC s Premier Gay-sha, last night.

    He recaps his good and band choices: A Bad choice was not being prepared for the press, when a reporter for a newspaper came up to me and asked me my name it totally didn t occur to me to say Lady Violet Blossom so I gave him the real first name . and he looked at me like I had a touch of the downs. [ ]

  • Free Howard Stern (from his terrible sense of humor).

    Sirius Satellite Radio promotion today and tomorrow. [ ]

  • We missed the High Heels race for some lame Cap File party. Will not happen again.

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  • s second-most important newspaper, Rzeczpolita, published documents-some only recently declassified, and some that were leaked-from the files of the Polish Secret Service that discussed Prime Minister Kaczynski s homosexuality.
    We also learned that Poland s Prime Minister and President are identical twins!
    Katherine Harris has already begun demanding to know how long the Democrats and their allies in the media have sat on this knowledge for their political gain.


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    • Heard on the Hill: The LA Times outed s campaign manager as gay. Problem: Despite the name, Dick is decidedly straight Republican throw a happy hour for Democratic staffers, to protect their asses should Dems regain .

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    • Reliable Source: Book party for Saudi lacks aforementioned Prince WaPo s non-NoVa Virginians are all hicks not very well-received. [ ]
    • Yeas and Nays: After the Prince Bandar book party, attendees stole liquor and snuck into the Library of Congress Reception Room. [ ]
    • Rush and Molloy: was a nerd in high school, won class President thru Revenge of the Nerds-style lame 80s comedy hijinks.

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