Wed Apr 25, 2007 at 12:12:44 PM
I wasn't going to post about this, but I just heard a coworker complaining about how that every time she goes to the bathroom now, she thinks about Sheryl Crow and gets pissed off, and then Sheryl Crow songs start playing in her head and she gets even more pissed off. So evidently the news about Crow calling for a drastic reduction in individuals' use of is still hot as a steamin' pile of doodie.Sheryl Crow: still quite attractive.
..until you contemplate her overly conservative use of toilet paper.
As if the idea of using only one square of paper per No. 2 session weren't mad enough, this idea really takes the batshit pie:
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
Then again, to her credit, Crow is the first to speak out against one contributor to Global Warming that doesn't get much attention in the media: the wiping of orifices.
Also worth reading: Crow and Laurie David (Larry's wife) get into with Karl Rove.
Crow says all this stuff about what we're supposed to do, but how many paper products does she go through just getting ready for a photo shoot?
How much wastefulness can we stop by not using paper napkins?
Don't we waste water and paper in packaging when we wash cloth items? Where's the payoff when I'm walking around smelling like death incarnate and the trees wilt when I pass them?
Is anyone really paying attention to what she has to say, even if she's talking to Karl Rove?
I'm surprised the guy didn't just laugh her out of the building or have her killed.
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