Singer Sheryl Crow has been applying her cerebral sinew to solving global warming, that manufactured monomania. Crow s planet-saving plans are asinine, and worse: they give a glimpse of a remarkably indelicate, ill-bred creature. She delights on several levels.
Here s the first of her brainstorms, reported by BBC News. Be warned: It is merely compost for Crow s later flowering:
I have designed a clothing line that has what s called a "dining sleeve.