Kobayashi Maru: The Debut of K. Maru's Singing Career
John Hitch  |  by kmaru.blogspot.com. All rights reserved. 17.07 | 0:19

Observations on political, economic, social and military scenarios that appear unwinnable. In one of the Star Trek films, Captain Kirk beat the 'Kobayashi Maru' training scenario by thinking laterally: reprogramming the simulation. It was designed to test character - to see how people would handle no-win situations.

(Beyond that theme, this blog has absolutely nothing to do with Star Trek.)
The Debut of K. Maru's Singing Career

Makes about as much sense as from Sheryl Crow:
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming.

.. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

In your mind indeed, Sheryl. Love the music.

Just please keep your mouth shut if you're not singing, OK? Time was when most people knew where their talents lay..

. and didn't. : "A man's got to know his limitations".

Or in this case, a woman.

For anyone even remotely considering Ms. Crow's ideas, think for a moment about the systemic environmental ripple effects of more people flushing more often to circumvent some loony "per sitting" law, of more hand washings, of more water heated and used, and of more soap down the drain.

Oh, and btw Sheryl...

I've run a marathon faster than your [former] boyfriend. :)

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