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It's a hard life out there for ex-child stars

It's a hard life out there for ex-child stars
Hun Lee  |  by www.indystar.com. All rights reserved. 16.07 | 23:24

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Call it the Curse of Dustin Diamond. The actor embodied such an iconic nerd on the preteen fave "Saved by the Bell" that now, nearly two decades after the TV show debuted, you just know that people still yell at him: "Look, it's Screech!

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Given that kind of burden -- perhaps only Jaleel "Urkel" White truly understands his pain -- maybe we shouldn't be at all surprised that the grownup Diamond is the least likable of the eight celebrity contestants currently looking to shed pudge on VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club: Men vs. Women," airing Sunday at 11 p.m.

VH1, of course, traffics in former child stars with its "Celebreality" programs. And these shows, which also include "The Surreal Life," can crush any good feelings we have for these performers. But Diamond's "Fit Club" antics are so despicable that it's hard even to hold onto nostalgia for the dweeb who lusted after Lisa.

In the first four episodes of the show's fifth season, Diamond has been a tornado of negativity and immaturity. He threatens to quit the contest, storming off the set for optimum drama. Worse, he trashes a competitor, former "American Idol" contestant Kimberley Locke: "We've already established that Kim is a loser on another show.

And I think she's going to have a problem losing weight because she is a big girl. And she will always be a big girl. She is a nobody.

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Diamond hasn't needed this show to tarnish his image (his sex tape last fall helped do that deed, though we tried to ignore that). But even without preexisting Internet scandals, it's difficult to emerge from last-refuge "Celebreality" with one's dignity intact.
Here's where VH1 personalities fall on our fame continuum:
Tempestt Bledsoe, 33
Life after Vanessa Huxtable of "The Cosby Show": Hosted a short-lived '90s talk show.

VH1 career: Slacked off so much in her "Celebrity Fit Club 3" workouts that her team traded her, but redeemed herself with an attitude adjustment.

Dustin Diamond, 30
Life after Samuel "Screech" Powers of "Saved by the Bell": Made so little money as a stand-up comic that he sold T-shirts last year to help save his Wisconsin home from foreclosure.
Corey Feldman, 35
Life after such '80s films as "The Goonies": His 2002 album "Former Child Actor" sold a scant 300 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

During "The Surreal Life's" first season, Feldman was an intolerable, self-absorbed mess.

Tina Yothers, 34
Life after Jennifer Keaton of "Family Ties": Played porn star Linda Lovelace in the stage show "Lovelace: The Musical." Served as a team captain on "Celebrity Fit Club 4," had a mini-tiff with singer Angie Stone.

Breakthrough moment: Felt confident enough to walk the beach in a bathing suit.

Danny Bonaduce, 47
Life after Danny Partridge of "The Partridge Family": Got a steady radio gig on "The Adam Carolla Show," but he has been a total train wreck on "Breaking Bonaduce," from 'roid and alcohol benders to suicide attempts to big-time marital woes.
Christopher Knight, 49
Life after Peter Brady of "The Brady Bunch": Knight peddled exercise devices and hair-care products.

On "The Surreal Life 4" and spinoff "My Fair Brady" (co-starring wife/model Adrianne Curry), Knight exposed a borderline-creepy relationship with "Brady" mom Florence Henderson.

Maureen McCormick, 50
Life after Marcia Brady of "The Brady Bunch": Released a country album and had a brief role on the soap opera "Passions." She serves as mom to the "Celebrity Fit Club: Men vs.

Women" cast and coaxed Dustin Diamond into not quitting the show. Let him go, Marcia!

Tiffany, 35
Life after being an '80s teen recording artist: Posed for Playboy; set to release the album "Just Me" next month.

No bad behavior yet on "Celebrity Fit Club: Men vs. Women," but that could be because someone (ahem) is hogging the screen time.

Jordan Knight, 37
Life after New Kids on the Block: Semi-comeback in 1999 with self- titled album and the single "Give It to You.

" Turned a tad dictatorial when "The Surreal Life 3" cast tried to record a pop song.

Gary Coleman, 39
Life after Arnold Jackson of "Diff'rent Strokes": Nabbed about 2,000 votes more than a porn star in California's 2003 race for governor. In "The Surreal Life 2," Robert "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle tried to bully Gary into saying "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

" Coleman justifiably threw a fit.

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Keywords: Fit Club, Celebrity Fit Club, Surreal Life, Celebrity Fit, Dustin Diamond, Club Men, Fit Club Men, Former Child, Saved By, Great Deals
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