February 10th, 2006 at 14:30 by Stuart Heritage
Some people may as well just change their first name by deed poll to Troubled. Tom Sizemore is one of those people - the troubled actor has recently been ordered back to a residential rehab facility.
This is roughly Tom Sizemore s millionth stretch inside a rehab facility, after he yet again violated his probation by taking a bunch of drugs.
However, at least in rehab Sizemore can t get up to any of his old tricks, like apparently hitting girls or telling tall tales about having sex with Paris Hilton or walking around with a pretend penis strapped in his trousers.
If he could stay out of trouble, Tom Sizemore ( ) would be known as the
tough-guy actor from Black Hawk Down, Pearl Harbour and Saving Private
Ryan. But he can t, so Tom Sizemore is pretty much only known for being
the actor that can t stop getting caught with drugs in his system.
methamphetamine in October 2004. Following that incident, Sizemore has
been in and out of court and rehab several times, pausing only to make
a dodgy porno DVD which became notorious after Tom told a story about with him.
weeklong hearing in Los Angeles, and has been ordered by the judge to attend
a 90-day drugs treatment facility by March 23rd.
Unlike other rehab
stays, Sizemore must not leave the treatment centre for any reason,
including work. But it could have been worse, Sizemore could have
probation.
beating his ex-girlfriend, .
Looks like we ll have to find someone else to make fake dick jokes about, then
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