That's pretty much the sound the White Sox are making right now as they sink in the American League Central, and this resuscitation job might be too much even for the likes of Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff. This sub-.500 team has struggled since the second pitch of the season -- remember the homer Grady Sizemore hit off Jose Contreras?
-- and is in desperate need of mouth to mouth. Lifeguard Whalen isn't the one to give it to them, however, but here's a step-by-step guide on how to breathe some life into this team. That's pretty much the sound the White Sox are making right now as they sink in the American League Central, and this resuscitation job might be too much even for the likes of Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff.
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