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Police Academy 8, which was on the production schedule for all of three and a half minutes, has been removed from said production schedule. Funny, the past few months have seen rumors fly about another Police Academy film, another Revenge of the Nerds (also cancelled, thankfully), and even some crazy talk about another Rocky movie. Come on, nobody has heard from Sly since the mid-eighties during his Brigitte Nielsen phase.

Personally, I think she ate him. (For the record, that picture up there is of Johannes Gutenberg, the inventor of moveable type printing.) According to Premiere magazine, "Val Kilmer is in serious discussions" to appear in the sequel to the classic 'Real Genius'.

'Real Genius', which I'm almost certain is completely different from 'Top Secret!', is about Iceman inventing some sort of genius laser thing for non weapon like purposes. But naturally, since there aren't many uses for a military grade laser in the household, it gets stolen by Dr.

Noah Faulkner so he could give it to the government for use as, you guessed it, a military grade laser. As for the sequel, it would probably be the exact same movie, but with Iceman as a 45 year old dude who is all nostalgic about those days when he invented a laser. Some sort of dramatic thing happens, there are a few laughs, and then the movie ends.

Heres a little video showing how completely different Microsoft's Vista operating system is from Apple's operating system. Apparently Halle "I'm only noticed when I'm naked" Berry has recorded an album. I'm assuming the lyrics are about how much she loved the film 'Catwoman' and how much of an honor it was to work with the amazing Sharon Stone.

Or they could be cheesy lyrics about how much she misses David Justice...

Lyrics from the song 'David' by Halle Berry you were my homerun baseball and i was your stolen base queen. but you stole my heart and then you bunted and now youre out of baseball david..

. i miss you Oh boy Obama! In a New Hampshire poll, Barack Obama has closed a 23 point margin to become neck and neck with Hillary Clinton.

Over in Iowa, Obama is tied with John Edwards at 22 percent, while Hillary is in fourth place with 10 percent. This should get interesting..

.interesting like watching the trainers feed shamu or like watching a biopic about Tina Turner. If you guessed Sharon Stone's ridiculous 'Basic Instinct 2', you're completely right.

Stone forgot that the first 'Basic Instinct' came out thirty years before this one. The people who saw the first have long since forgotten about it; the people who were too young to see the first just don't care enough to go see that movie. Why, you ask?

Because we have porn, effectively rendering any movie based on a naked fifty year old unnecesary. 'All the King's Men' grossed $7 million, from their budget of $55 million. 'Basic Instinct 2' grossed $5 million, from their budget of $70 million 'A Good Year' grossed $7 million, no budget info released.

'The Fountain' grossed a wonderful $9 million, from their budget of $35 million. like $12 million, no budget info released. the end.

Labels: Apple Computer, brigitte nielsen, halle berry, hollywood, iceman, johannes gutenberg, movies, music, president, sequels, shamu, steve gutenberg, stupid, sylvester stallone, the 'Shire, video posted by juniorthomas @ 4:02 PM Police Academy 8, which was on the production schedule for all of three and a half minutes, has been removed from said production schedule.