On probation for her repeated driving offenses, the 26-year-old hotel heiress, who parlayed her party-and-photo-op lifestyle into worldwide infamy, originally had been sentenced to 45 days, but her term at the Century Regional Detention Facility was reduced because of overcrowding and good behavior. "The premise of her fame is being naughty," publicist David Brokaw told The Associated Press in early May. "This is a career move for her.
It simply fuels the fascination. She can only win with this." And her fans seem to be responding.
"Paris is certainly a symbol of American celebrity culture," writes Kyle Vincent on the Web site , "and we should expect no less from her devoted fans." An anonymous supporter writes, "I love Paris. She is way too fabulous for jail .
.. and, by the way, stripes are out this summer.
" Reduced sentence or not, such a complicated lifestyle necessitates precision scheduling. Giving new meaning to "hitting the bars," here is: Memo to self: When I get out, I must make blaze orange the new black ..
. or pink. Oooh!
A new idea for specialty rooms at the family hotels. Mommy and Daddy will be so proud! Perfect the three-spoon mirror .
.. sell the concept when I get out?
Memo to self: Makeovers for prison guards? What's my new posse going to look like? More makeovers!
What can I truly learn from jailhouse couture? Idea for when I get out: paper shoes and government-issue flip-flops ..
. they're hot. Memo to self: Next time I come here, make sure to have titanium fingernails to tunnel out with.
Remember the motto from "Nothing in This World": Sometimes reality is not what it seems. There's so much meaning to that. This has been such a good experience for me.
12) Force her to read the classics, Melville in particular. 15) A dose of disulfiram (aka: Antabuse) daily. No boozing, no problem.
16) Never again use the word "hot." 20) Relocate to Luckenbach, Texas. Talk about "The Simple Life"!
22) Counsel other stars such as Mel Gibson, Nick Nolte, Ty Pennington, Last modified: June 03. 2007 7:45AM
On Tuesday, Paris Whitney Hilton is scheduled to begin serving her 23-day jail sentence for a probation violation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. For free access to this article, you must be a member of HeraldTribune.
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