October 22, 2006 at 10:34 am | In Chuck Norris Jokes | 1 Comment Okay, I just thought that I d put it to rest. There have been millions of these facts about Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr T. going around the internet, and I have even embraced the funny ones for Chuck Norris and posted them.
I just thought that (if this is the only site you go to for comedy) I should entertain you with the best of the best. So here we are, the top 20 jokes about Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. Note: This are by no way the top 20 facts around the world.
They are the top 20 in my book. If you were to look up the top facts for these guys you would get the one Too bad he never cries. This one is so old that it has lost it s comedy (like Bill Cosby).
Now that you have realized that, I can continue: If you pause at a certain point, Vin Diesel can clearly be seen shitting on Simba T and I play chess, he pities my king so hard that it check-mates itself so that it ll all be over Chuck Norris once kicked a man so hard, it killed all of his extended family and most of his friends Chutes and Ladders, Vin Diesel treats the chutes as ladders, because he s not some pussy who can t climb up a plastic slide There is a rumor that when Vin Diesel was 8 he wanted to be a fireman. This is false, because Vin Diesel was never 8. Chuck Norris is so fast, he once ripped a man s beating heart out of his chest, showed it to him, sliced it in two with a ridiculous karate chop, put it in a pot with some nice onions and celery, cooked it, ate it, shit it out, and took the whole shitty mess filled with bits of beating heart and veggies, and shoved it back into the still standing man.
The dude died, but it was cool T was born with the right to party, whereas most of us are forced to fight for it If while sitting in class you look beside you, behind you, or in front of you, Chuck Norris had sex with that kid s mother Chuck Norris penis is only 2 inches .
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