May 2nd, 2006 at 16:30 by Stuart Heritage She s a woman, with a baby and a sort of convincing boyfriend. And, as a woman, Katie Holmes must only do womanly things from now on. For one, Katie Holmes wants to just be known as from now on.
And also, Katie (Kate, whatever) has reportedly signed up to a terrifying-sounding regime called to get her in shape for her upcoming wedding to Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes (or Kate Holmes, or , or whatever) only gave birth to a couple of weeks ago and already she s thinking about regaining her figure. Oh well, you know what they say about placenta - a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
It s not just petty vanity that s driving Katie Holmes to loose all the weight from her pregnancy, or a desire to get back in shape to continue her spellbinding movie career - ahem - but her upcoming wedding to furniture-leaping boyfriend Tom Cruise. And if it means joining a company called Buff Brides, then that s what she ll do. Buff Brides is a service designed specifically to get women looking their very best ready for their wedding.
do fat wives, regardless of whether they have just gone through one of the most traumatic experiences that the human body is capable of or not.
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