7-13. That was my record last week for the 15 college and five pro games in our predictions blog. As far as I can recall, that's a new record for futility in the 18 years I've been picking games for the Ann Arbor News.
You could say a cat or dog or bird could do better picking games, but that would constitute cruelty to animals. I would have been better off doing a George Costanza, from the "Seinfeld" show. There is an episode where the usually hapless George, played by Jason Alexander, decides to do everything EXACTLY the opposite of his first inclination.
Boom. Suddenly George gets a hot girl, impresses his boss and generally cleans up in his daily life. He tries to do everything wrong, and therefore can do no wrong.