My brother's stopped by ...
he happens to be passing through town and stops to make a rare Smorgasbord appearance. Now, my brother's a married man, but he's also a man who went through a phase where he'd sleep with just about anyone or anything. You put him in an environment like this, where the waitresses are exclusively young and attractive, and at least a portion of the customers are, too .
.. and he just can't handle it.
He's biting his lip and rocking back and forth in his chair anytime a female walks by. I realize that many of you think that I'm filthy, and don't get me wrong, that's completely warranted. But .
.. if you could take a peek inside my brother's mind on this Sunday afternoon, you'd see something that Larry Flynt would see and say, "No, I think that just goes too far.
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