Posted in Web/Tech, Sports on March 28th, 2007 | 1 Comment Russell Crowe Opts for G-Rated Rugby, Not G-Strings Russell Crowe has made a revolutionary decision that defies the central motive of most forms of entertainment - he believes that women wearing almost nothing, jumping up and down and barely concealing their pom-poms are not appropriate for sporting events. What?!
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Yes, we were as shocked as you inevitably are. Russell Crowe, phone-chucking Oscar-winning actor and part-owner of the (what are Rabbitohs? Is that like Cheerios made of Rabbits?
), has decided in conjunction with other team owners to relieve the club s cheerleaders of their team-supporting duties. The cheerleaders - who often wear fishnet stockings and miniskirts bedazzled with tassells - may find their own form of support by way of a good sports bra. Posted in Celebrity Astronime Domini, Sports on February 12th, 2007 | 2 Comments There s literally no end to the amount of talents that lurk within David Beckham - they include kicking Argentinians, advertising Pepsi, marrying idiots, possibly sleeping around, giving children crap names and scoring one good goal ever, but that s not all.
Because David Beckham is also a frustrated fashion designer too. That side of Beckham s personality has laid dormant ever since told him that he could eff off if he wanted to add mauve tassels to the Manchester United away kit, but now it has been awoken to furious effect. As if going off to get paid $1 million a week to have a kickaround in LA wasn t enough for David Beckham, he s also rumoured to be redesigning the LA Galaxy kit.
Or at least he will be, as soon as the LA Galaxy tailors have decoded the wax crayon scrawl that David Beckham handed them with Vis iz mi an I lik mi nu clovves written underneath it anyway. Posted in Celebrity Astronime Domini, Sports on January 30th, 2007 | 2 Comments Even the British public are finding it hard to care too much about David Beckham s decision to give up football for LA-based soccer where he ll earn more money in a week than entire streets do in a decade, so guess what the reaction is in LA. That s right; there isn t really one of those either.
Because at least in England people know who David Beckham is - he s the guy who used to play on England s right wing until came along and was better - but in America David Beckham is the dude with the skinny wife and not a lot else. What made David Beckham give up a life of being taken seriously as a competitive sportsman for a life in LA? Well, money obviously.
And the love and support of , who David Beckham has revealed was key in helping him decide to go and live in a warm country where everyone speaks English and wants to pay him hundreds of millions of dollars for basically holding some shaving equipment. Posted in Celebrity Astronime Domini, Sports on January 15th, 2007 | 3 Comments You Americans don t know what s about to hit you; David Beckham and his skinny wife Victoria are heading your way after Beckham agreed to a $250 million move to football team the Los Angeles Galaxy after realising nobody in Europe likes him.
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