Smut And Steff: Say, are those rechargeable?
Lewis O'neal  |  by smutandsteff.com. All rights reserved. 19.07 | 12:13

Say, are those rechargeable?

Maybe I'm just not getting out as much as I used to, but hey, I thought this was worth a hearty chuckle. Amazon, if you missed the memo, is selling SEX TOYS.



Including -- remote control-powered vibrating panties!

So, I'm thinking, "Great if you've got a desk job!" And look, it says "discreet and powerful.

" Oh, MY. Tell me, does it come with a quiet mode? I mean, if you're going to wear 'em to work, you really want them to be the silent-silent partner, don't you?



"Marvin, have you called maintenance yet? I swear, I've heard this buzzing sound all morning..

. Jennifer, you're looking mighty cheerful today. Good news or something?

"

"when you're slapped,
you'll take it.
and like it.

"

humprey bogart as "sam spade"
in the maltese falcon
when making Peter Lorre
his bitch.

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