Say, are those rechargeable?
Maybe I'm just not getting out as much as I used to, but hey, I thought this was worth a hearty chuckle. Amazon, if you missed the memo, is selling SEX TOYS.Including -- remote control-powered vibrating panties!
So, I'm thinking, "Great if you've got a desk job!" And look, it says "discreet and powerful.
" Oh, MY. Tell me, does it come with a quiet mode? I mean, if you're going to wear 'em to work, you really want them to be the silent-silent partner, don't you?
"Marvin, have you called maintenance yet? I swear, I've heard this buzzing sound all morning..
. Jennifer, you're looking mighty cheerful today. Good news or something?
"
"when you're slapped,
you'll take it.
and like it.
"