Submitted by josh on Sun, 2006-02-05 19:03. First there was the story a month ago about how Kiefer Sutherland, drunk in a hotel, tackled a Christmas tree to the ground. I believe his exact words were, I hate that fucking Christmas tree.
The tree HAS to come down. Now I m as sympathetic as the next Jew about having to see Christmas trees everywhere, but even I think Sutherland was going a bit too far. Now there s news of another Kiefer drunken debacle, this time at nine in the morning at a bar in Los Angeles.
Reportedly, after ringing up a huge tab Sutherland claimed he had lost his wallet and began doing karate kicks in the middle of the bar. After some poor fan was kind enough to pay for the tab, Sutherland supposedly downed a plate of buffalo wings and took off. Am I the only person who s uneasy watching Sutherland s show 24 now, what with the fate of the world left in the hands of a tree wrestling, buffalo wing scarfing, alcoholic?
Though if those are the qualifications for saving the world, my uncle Eric is doing a heck of a job. Submitted by josh on Sun, 2006-02-05 19:03.