"Last night, Fox News aired the second Republican presidential debate. My favorite part was when the white guy went after those two white guys, and three other white guys chimed in." --Conan O'Brien "During last night's Republican debate, Mike Huckabee got a big laugh when he said that Congress has been spending money like John Edwards at a beauty salon.
Then Huckabee got an even bigger laugh when he said he's running for president" --Conan O'Brien "There are rumors coming out of Washington that when Vice President Dick Cheney was CEO of Halliburton, he used to go visit prostitutes. This could explain why one girl was paid $2 billion." --David Letterman "Cheney going to a prostitute?
I can't believe a good-looking guy like that would ever have to pay for sex" --David Letterman "Apparently, we may have foiled a terrorist attack right here in America. Six bozos were going to attack the army base at Fort Dix, New Jersey. because, as we all know, every single American soldier is safely in Iraq.
" --Bill Maher "On Monday, President Bush held his first-ever white tie dinner in honor of Queen Elizabeth, opting to save the even more formal platinum tie dinner for when Spiderman visits." --Amy Poehler "Last week, Oprah Winfrey endorsed Barack Obama for president. Said Obama, 'That's great, but I was kinda hoping for a car'" --Amy Poehler "According to a new State Department report, the number of terrorist attacks in Iraq jumped 91% from 2005 to 2006, many of the attacks planned and executed by al-Qaeda, and several of those attacks using deadly chlorine gas.
That's right people: Iraq and al-Qaeda, working together with weapons of mass destruction...
finally Iraq has become the country we thought it was when we invaded." --Jon Stewart at 11:27 AM "Last night, Fox News aired the second Republican presidential debate.
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