Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have both set up MySpace pages. Barack has twice as many MySpace friends as Hillary. In fact, Obama's MySpace page is almost as impressive as Bill Clinton's page on Match.
com." --Conan O'Brien "Britney Spears' hair is being sold on eBay. The price has skyrocketed to $1 million.
But a collector who owns a lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair says that it's really only worth $5,000. So, everyone just calm down and listen to the clear-headed advice of the guy who owns Abraham Lincoln's hair." --Conan O'Brien "Lots of people giving up things for Lent.
Tony Blair is giving up the war in Iraq." --Jay Leno "The British announced they are pulling their troops out of Iraq. Dick Cheney immediately called it good news.
He said it is a sign we are winning." --Jay Leno "Things getting very nasty in Washington. Today the White House denied an assertion by Senator Harry Reid that the Iraq war is 'the worst foreign policy mistake in U.
S. history.' The White House said, 'You have to realize that President Bush has two more years in office.
'" --Conan O'Brien "The British are pulling out. Slovakia is now pulling out. So has Italy, Spain, Portugal, Japan, the Netherlands, Bulgaria, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Norway, Thailand and Singapore.
Basically, it is just us and the Jamaicans now. "The president had another press conference this weekend. He was really banging the war drum about Iran.
He said after 9/11, Katrina and Iraq, he wants to go out with just one more giant f**k up." --Bill Maher "He said the Iranians are sending weapons into Iraq. He's sure it's reliable intelligence, 'cause this time he was in the room when they made it up.
" --Bill Maher "The president is standing by his surge. He wants the surge, but he leaves hope for a pull-out. That, to me, says it all about President Charles-in-Charge.
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have both set up MySpace pages.
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