alk about missed opportunities: Two new movies featuring leading characters with healthy appetites open the same day. On their own, Hannibal Rising and Norbit are anorexic excuses for entertainment.
Together, they become a feast of irony. What would happen if a misguided projectionist mixed up the reels, and instead of a prequel about a cannibalistic serial killer and a comedy about a nerd trapped in a plus-size marriage, we get a film about a cannibal serial killer who marries a larger-than-life woman and they spend the rest of the film trying to eat each other? This is a depraved riff on Mr.
Mrs. Smith so imagine the possibilities.