Paris vs. Lindsay: Celebs Take Sides - TMZ.com
Steven Bridge  |  by www.tmz.com. All rights reserved. 18.07 | 9:12

1. I think I have a zit on my ass.
2.

I think I have a zit on my ass, too.
3. I'm pretty sure I have at least one zit on my ass.


4. Well, I've looked and I can't locate a zit on my ass. How can I get one?


5. There is one big difference between those two- one has earned the money she wastes, and the other is using family money to make and waste money. They both have in common a poor education, people who use them to make money off of them, and an uncanny ability to entertain themselves doing nothing of any value!

They verge on illiterate. That is what should be the story. I feel sorry for Lohan, because she had the talent and looks to be a real movie star- and she seems to have had the potential to be educated.

How Jodie Foster and Brooke Shields escaped this trap Lohan is in, I don't know. Too bad they aren't considered to be role models these two are.
6.

Oh god, Paris is a bitch, she cant get along with anyone. Not one A List celebrity would hang out with her. She has to get Jamie Lynn Sigler who really does nothing as far as acting.

Lindsay should punch her in her ugly face. Go team Lindsay!!

Good for you Kim, you finally woke up.
7. how about these two starring together in "THE BARBIE BANDITS" 8.

I wonder why some people who are probation are told stay away from booze and drugs and we will test you randomly. But Celebs like paris get a slap on wrist and and are allowed to booze it up and god know's what.
9.

how about these two starring together in "THE BARBIE BANDITS" 10. Here is my AIM convo with my brother and one of the main topics of discuss is who is more bangable: britney or paris 11. Hey!

I can't find my ass!
12. Paris is like Stewart from Mad TV.

. Look what I can do! Paris!

do us all a favor and disappear.
Why in the hell would you even go to a club if you're not going to dance and be social? 14.

You're not funny. 15. I thought I had a zit on my ass.

.turns out it was a hemeroid..

oh well, it pops just the same!
Posted at on Apr 27th 2007 by snapper

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