Ludicris as both host and musical guest. Seriously, this'll be the low point of the entire season. Maybe the decade.

Baldwin and Wiig are in top form as new carpool friends who keep accidentally offending each other. Bobby McFerrin raped my grandmother. I laughed for five minutes at that line.

An anime of the Japanese hot dog eating guy Kobayashi. William Perry is in there too for some reason. I liked this just fine, but already did the best anime parody I've ever seen so this felt a little too me too!

for my taste. The place where 12 time + hosts of get to hang out. Alec brings Maya in, but she's quickly bounced for only being a member of the working cast .

Hooray! Steve Martin is waiting inside the Platinum Lounge! Hey, Martin Short is the bartender!

Yay! They get involved in a -ish routine of trying to poison each other's drinks. Then, holy hell, Paul McCartney shows up (which seems to totally shock Baldwin, as I think they were expecting Paul Simon).

While it wasn't exactly hilarious, THAT'S how you take full advantage of being a live show. That was fun. I am not a fan of hers, and she looks utterly ridiculous.

I'm not entirely convinced that she's actually singing either. My mom used to have yarn that looks like this woman's head. I just noticed that Seth Meyers' head bobbles around all the time during Update.

Someone should point this out to him. Meyers interviews Donald Rumsfeld (damn!), but the segment goes nowhere.

That was sad, considering what promise it had. Amy's Aunt Linda (Wiig) is the new Culture Correspondent and sadly I know people just like her character who just don't get it . Andy Samberg plays a waiter who served Tom Cruise recently.

It's such a simple gag but it kinda works. Hooray! Tony's guest is Kevin Federline (Samberg).

Haha, he's quickly bounced off the show. Whoa, his next guest is the real Tony Bennett! It's fun to have these two talking to one another, as it shows how dead on Baldwin's impression is.

I was going to say it was a pity they already blew the Rumsfeld potential in Update, but screw that...

Ludicris as both host and musical guest.