Nice to see such strong turnout these last few weeks on our lil' . And very cool that a few of you have become repeat winners, like Megan R., who's triumphed two weeks in a row, and may now actually be considering a full-time career in caption-writing.
Megan, along with the other folks below, can expect the stork to arrive very shortly with a box of goodies.
To those who have played many times and have yet to win, it's about time we offer a few helpful hints: Resist the fart jokes; Poop jokes are passable, but only if you specifically use the word "poop." Don't enter 10 captions in a row; Space 'em out a bit or something.
And never, ever, ever, ever use the words "Sexyback" or "Sanjaya." Those aren't addendums to the , just friendly suggestions. Now test your skillz with the pic below from .
Our favorite caption writer will win and on DVD, as well as a 13 hat, tee-shirt and deck of cards. Two runners up will get the clothing and cards. Good luck!
2. "Guess now wouldn't be the right time to tell her we're cousins."
-- Manuel A.
3. "Dr. Phil, I am not sure what video of you shaving your thighs has to do with child birth.
" -- Justin R.
1. Trembling before his keyboard, the caption contestant silently struggled to avoid any "Ocean's 69" jokes.
2. Spellbound by the 24 hour TV coverage of "Paris Hilton in Jail", the team totally forgot what their mission was.
3.
Try as they may, the guys just couldn't help but notice Ellen Barkin's strip-tease just wasn't the same as that done by Julia Roberts.
4. You know you've pissed off the mob when you wake up with a Clooney in your bed.
5. Uh..
.this isn't what it looks like.
6.
We weren't doing anything. Honest.
7.
Not to be outdone, Elliott Gould asks the guys whether they'd like to see his [i]honorary[/i] Oscar. Brad, thank God you're here!
8.
As Yen burst in the door yet again, the guys just had to wonder, "How many times do you have to stuff this dude into luggage and 'accidentally' lose him before he takes a hint?" 9. Matt and George were amazed at how fatherhood has NOT agreed well with Brad at all.
Damon - "Yum."
11. THOSE are our box office sales for Oceans 13?
! So, that means we're not going to 20??
12. It just isn't the same---watching the Oscars from home.
13.
Though some women may beg to differ, watching Brad undress is not exactly their idea of a rollicking good time in the hotel suite.
14. We get paid HOW MUCH for poignant quizzical looks and delivering flat one-liners?
15. "When I was told that Clooney wanted to 'get into bed with me' on this project, I thought he wanted me in the movie."
16.
Yes, Mrs. Mirren, I'm sure your, um, "milkshake" does indeed bring all the boys to the, um, yard, but I'm afraid you're not quite what we're looking for at the moment.
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