November 22nd, 2006 at 15:30 by Stuart Heritage
And it s a mixed bag is the new Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer - while it contains several things that you d expect from a Harry Potter trailer, like wizardy music and beardy men talking about vague threats, it also contains something that you possibly weren t expecting; Harry Potter jamming his tongue so far down a girl s throat that she turns purple. Or something.
And it s a good job too - Harry Potter needs all the practise he can get because once the teens of Britain have seen him naked, crying and stabbing a number of horses in the eyes with massive pointy metal sticks, they re all going to want a bit of hot Harry Potter kissy kissy action right on their gobs, aren t they?
Oh, we ve got the Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer after the jump for you. You really don t deserve us, you know.
Harry Potter hype in 2006 hasn t been quite as gigantic as in previous years - there s been no , no new and no more clues as to whether or not in the next book. So make the most of it while you can, because next year you re going to get so sick of seeing Harry Potter everywhere you go that you ll want to sew up your eyes and go and hide in cave.
Seriously, all you ve had to worry about this year was JK Rowling weirdly throwing a tantrum about , the girl who plays Hermione and Daniel Radcliffe preparing for his forthcoming .
But next year you ll have to put up with all the hype about the Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix movie.
You already know a little bit about the Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix movie; that instead of Elizabeth Hurley, that and that it was the reason you . Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix isn t released until the middle of next July, but that hasn t stopped Warner Bros from slinging out a minute-long Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer for Harry Potter fans to whip themselves into an eight-month tizzy over.
By far the most publicised part of the new Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer is the hint of a Harry Potter kiss. Daniel Radcliffe has already spoken of the kiss, saying:
It would have been more nerve wracking if I was doing it with someone I didn t like. It was reported that we did a huge amount of takes, but actually you do that number on any scene.
Once you have covered it from all the camera angles you ve done about 30 takes. I guess if there s one thing that people will be coming to see the film for, it will be the kiss.
Well, no, if there s one thing we ll be going to see the film for, it ll be a scene featuring Harry Potter being smashed into goo by a speeding train that s on fire and has a bunch of cacti strapped to the front, although we get the feeling we re going to be sorely disappointed about that when Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix gets released.
The Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix trailer also features oh, why don t you just watch it for yourself?
