And even if I had received the hundred, it isn't enough to compensate for the suffering enduced by KOS, Johnson, Malkin and Marshall. It's time to leave the political blogosphere to the net whores who've made it what it is today and have some fun To that end, I've locked myself in the hall bathroom with enough Fresca and dinners to choke a horse and started writing. has a small, devoted, and (I suspect) demented following.

.. This one family in San Francisco (yeah, I know) thinks it could be whipped into something salable to Hollywood.

I thought that pretty absurd until I saw they were remaking So my attitude now is, What the fuck? If there are people in Hollywood that are dumb enough to think dumping a hundred million to remake that turkey is a good idea, there's at least a chance I can con someone into purchasing the rights to TWC. In any event, what I'm looking for a talented, artistic type who would like to provide illustrations for the Westerville Chronicles.

.. Perhaps two or three per story.

They'd have to be in JPEG format or whatever, because I have neither the time nor patience to screw around with anything even remotely close to complicated. Plans down the line would be to set up a blog dedicated to TWC, which this person would design. What I am looking for is something simple and distinctive, which I will know when I see it.

Thurberesque, if you know what I mean. This position will be completely and totally unpaid. Nobody's paying me, and that means nobody's paying you, either.

You'll get gratitude and full credit for everything you do. If I end up getting zillions from Ron Howard to take the and fuck it all up in a hideously expensive movie, you'll get a piece of that action. Contact me via email if you're interested.

And even if I had received the hundred, it isn't enough to compensate for the suffering enduced by KOS, Johnson, Malkin and Marshall.