after viewing the Don Shula interview: Don Shula is a relic, a dinosaur, a toothless T-Rex. While I respect his undefeated 1972 team, I really think that we can all see that the game of football has left him behind. It is really very sad to see that.
So Don Shula, mind your own business and you can kiss my ass with your old sleestack lips. Oh, and one more thing Don, the service sucks in your steakhouses. When asked why he was in Detroit, Moore really seemed to believe that he was in Nashville for the Music City Bowl ( the Motor City Bowl is being played in Detroit).
After being told that Alabama was not playing in the Music City or Motor City Bowls but were actually playing in the Independence Bowl in Shreveport, Moore initially looked confused then quickly became agitated. Moore quickly recovered stating that he had just completed a series of meetings with Detroit Lions President and CEO Matt Millen. The focus of the meetings were to consult with Millen, a leading football talent evaluator and personnelist for the next steps in national search for the next Tide Coach.
Millen has led the Lions to a 23-71 record since 2001. Unconfirmed reports indicate that Millen has recommended that Moore continue to pursue former Marshall and Texas Coach Matthew McConaughey and as a fallback plan to interview Ronnie Alexander, head coach of Shreveport s Evangel Christian High School since Moore was going to be in Shreveport anyway. MTV s Hoover High School s Head Coach Rush Propst declined to comment on the Alabama coaching search Build a Bear, the Feliz Navidad (We Are Marshall) Edition Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Traditions, Big East Football, build a bear, mike shula, Mal Moore, Bobby Petrino, vermont teddy bear, SEC Coaches, Bear Bryant, Auburn, West Virginia, SEC Football, louisville, Bama, Mack Brown, Texas Longhorns, Marshall.
Thought I was over you thought I could start anew I got a new job, new friends on the other side of town But here you are again just like a long lost friend And when I touched your hand it started all over again I can t help myself here comes that feeling Just like a raging river rushing over me No I can t help myself here I go falling Head over heels falling for you again by Eddie Rabbitt Alabama Athletic Director Mal Cabron Moore must feel the emotion of the words of country music legend Eddie Rabbitt s classic song of unfulfilled love each time he thinks of hiring a new coach. Well enough of that shit, it s on to the next head football coaching candidate for The University of Alabama and return Alabama football to its rightful place among college football’s elite. Mal Moore, bless his heart, is one gullible bastard.
Pursuant to his edict to hire a proven head coach with a proven record of achievement who can reach the level of excellence that all of us desire. Moore reiterated that stance Friday, releasing a statement that said, (I) remain determined to bring to our program a proven head coach with impressive credentials. Moore continues the arduously painful and public journey (and almost always funny) of hiring a replacement to Mike Shula.
Many candidates appear to be gun-shy. But who can really blame them? They are probably looking back at the vote of confidence that Mike Shula received in May ( He was given a raise and contract extension) or the fates of the last four (or is it five?
) coaches hired by Moore. Mike Price, why didn t you use cash at that Pensacola Titty Bar? Oh why Mike?
Why the University credit card, Mike? Price and Bama were the perfect union. It would have been like Southern Baptists, you know that they raise hell, you just can t catch them doing it.
If it wasn t embarrassing enough to be turned down by Louisville s (yep, Louisville for God sakes) Bobby Chiquita Petrino; WVU s Rich Mentiroso Rodriguez; Steve Cholo Spurrier and Nick El Cabron Saban. Now the Capstone and especially Mal Moore are soon to be exposed as a country rubes. Bama s only hope of saving what is left of a somewhat blemished reputation is that a more worldly and sophisticated Bammer can step in and stop the impending national embarrassment.
Here is the scene that has been set in motion: It appears yet another cruel Auburn hoax has convinced Moore to pursue Actor Matthew McConaughey to coach the Tide. Moore has been led to believe that McConaughey actually rebuilt Marshall s Football Program and the movie is a loosely based autobiography of McConaughey. Furthermore, Moore believes that McConaughey then later helped Mack Brown and Texas to win the National Championship.
Fulmer Loses Sumo Match to the Fatman;Knoxville Prep Football Star Harrison Scrooge Smith Spurns the Vols Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Traditions, SEC Coaches, Phillip Fulmer, lou holtz, college football recruiting, david cutcliffe, tennessee Vols, Tennessee Volunteers, recruiting, SEC Football, Auburn, ESPN, Notre Dame Football, college football. In keeping with a new Tennessee High School football recruiting tradition, Harrison Smith announced his intentions to sign with Notre Dame. Effectively ruining Christmas for many Tennessee Taliban-Vols Fans whose lives depend on what a 17 year old does or does not do.
Smith continues a tradition that includes Patrick Turner (USC), Brandon Turner (FSU), Golden Tate (Irish) to announce for schools out of Tennessee (I know I forgot some others). The Brentwood Academy to AUburn pipeline must count in here someplace for talent leaving the state. It has been rumored that Smith s dad was less than enamored with the Vols.
Smith, a UT Grad, prefers the Fatman s cooking over the Tennessee Fatman. Thank God Smith did not embarrass the raucous and sucidal Tennessee fan-base by announcing for the Irish on the UT focused television show Hound Dogs hosted by Mark Fudge Packer . Last years top in-state recruit Brandon Warren committed to FSU on Hound Dogs.
The follwing Tennessee Message Boards meltdowns were thermo-orgasmic. New Years prediction? Chris Donald, the top in-state prospect, will commit to the Irish as well.
The message boards will be serving Jim Jones Orange-flavored Kool-aid. (Hound Dog host Fudge Packer and PaPa Bowden hamming it up) Good gosh almighty, I feel for the Smiths. Trying to do the best for their son and still have to live in Knoxville with all of those idiots?
Good luck Build a Bear Workshop, Day .Fuck it, I lost count. Posted by bigpapi in mike shula, Mal Moore, vermont teddy bear, build a bear, Bear Bryant, Coaches, Bama, college football.
One of the larger of Bama s and Mal Moore s delusions was put to bed today when Dolphins head coach, Nick Saban, gave Mal the finger and told him to fuck off. After turning down the job once, Saban has been consistently hounded by rumors that he is heading back to the college ranks and taking over for Mike Shula after all. I guess I have to say it.
I m not going to be the Alabama coach. I would like Mal Moore to please stop calling me every half hour, to stop peeking in my windows at night, and to stop rummaging through my trash. Just leave me the fuck alone.
Saban joins Steve Spurrier, Rich Rodgriguez, and nearly 50% of the male population of the United States on the list of coaches to turn down the Alabama coaching job (the other 50% are black and therefore were automatically excluded from the coaching search). Where Bama turns next is anyone s best guess including Athletic Director Mal Moore. After hearing Saban s comments, Mal said Shit, we re fucked.
Someone get Rush Probst on the phone. Posted by Jai Eugene in Randy Sanders, SEC Traditions, david cutcliffe, Mal Moore, vermont teddy bear, build a bear, SEC Coaches, West Virginia, Auburn, Bama, Bear Bryant, SEC Football. after viewing the Don Shula interview: Don Shula is a relic, a dinosaur, a toothless T-Rex.
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