hecklerspray has so much empathy and love for retarded people that sometimes we feel like positively bursting.
The movie Lawnmower Man had us in sad tears when Jobe s sudden loss of retarded innocence made him live in a computer and kill stuff all the time. And the movie Radio, well we just wanted to reach right through the screen and fix Cuba s retarded little teeth.
Oh, and Forrest Gump, well that s the film that caused our great retarded awakening. Before that one we d always get mad when our cousin Todd would hide peeled fruit in the couch. Now though, now we get it - and we owe it all to Forrest Gump.
You know, wouldn t a sequel be great?
Apparently Paramount thinks so.
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