In a recent issue of Entertainment Weekly, someone caught up with Gwyneth Paltrow, who is apparently high on breast milk and god know what else in the wake of her giving birth to Apple . Here are a couple of truly scary glimpses into the manic world of Paltrow: The magazine claims that Paltrow was in labor for over 70 hours. This smacks of Gwyneth wanting us to know that she experienced the absolute extremes of birthing.
In essence the implication to me is that, even in childbirth, Paltrow has it all over the average Joe (or Joanne). FYI Gwyneth No one gives a shit how long you were in labor. She mentions that she was hanging out with her friends from childhood (I m not buying that she s seen them in many years), and they said to her, Duuuude you have a baby.
She s 31 years old for Christ s sake. Is this so abstract for her friends to pull their arms around? Its a child, not AIDS.
And the coup de grace: I just feel like an impostor now going into that (Hollywood) world. I have to remind myself that I ve got to go be Gwyneth Paltrow. If someone can explain to me what in God s name Gwyneth meant by the above statement, please email me at areyoukiddingme@whogivesafuck.
com. She doesn t know what being herself means? She is listening to too many demos from Coldplay s upcoming album.
I guess she wants us to see her as detached and inaccessible, as compared your run of the mill narcissistic Hollywood star. To me, it just means she s still in the group. In a recent issue of Entertainment Weekly, someone caught up with Gwyneth Paltrow, who is apparently high on breast milk and god know what else in the wake of her giving birth to Apple .
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