July 4th, 2007 at 11:30 by Stuart Heritage Taking an interest in Pete Doherty these days is like being in some nightmarish version of where Bill Murray has been replaced by a pointless lollipop-headed junkie who mumbles a lot and doesn t clean under his fingernails. To prove our point for us, Pete Doherty went to court yesterday. And while he was there, Pete pleaded guilty to possession of crack cocaine, heroin, marijuana and ketamine, along with two driving offences.
And in the end the judge decided not to send Pete Doherty to jail. So instead of jail, Pete Doherty has been ordered into rehab by August 7 - which is probably the best thing for him, because Pete kicked all drugs forever the last billion times he was sent to rehab, didn t he. drive on a suspended license and she was banged up for three weeks, but we re beginning to suspect that Pete Doherty could go and stab the Queen in the eye with a javelin and he d just be let off with a slap on the wrist.
We ve lost count of all the times that Pete Doherty s been arrested over the last couple of years, but a few of our favourites include the time that Pete Doherty was arrested with drugs on him, or the time that Pete Doherty was arrested with drugs on him or the time that Pete Doherty kung-fued a woman s hand on the way out of court where his drug addiction was being checked up on. And, having avoided jail for all of these things so far, it came as no surprise that Pete Doherty avoided jail yet again yesterday after pleading guilty to constantly walking around with a big sack of drugs, like Father Christmas would if he ever started releasing underwhelming records.
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