Random thoughts that have occurred to me this Sunday evening after spending the weekend in Killarney, Co. Kerry in the south-west of Ireland.
It s not recommended that you drive through the , but I d like to see any heavily pregnant woman walk those hills!
Do they work?
Mary s Cathedral in Killarney is huge and impressive. It s like nothing I ve seen before with bold, bare rocks decorating the columns and walls. I was self-conscious about the click of my camera until I noticed a couple brought their dog into this holy place and stood in front of the alter in admiration, with dog standing behind them.
One could become paranoid.
Turkmenbashi was a strange man, maybe even a little loopy and crazy. He banned make-up because he said Turkmen women were beautiful enough, dogs were banned in the capital city he was building in desert and he even built an ice rink in a desert where the temperture can reach 50C.
He reinvented the calendar and ordered his people to gnaw bones. He is gilding the desert in gold and marble, and the driving test is a questionnaire on his philosophy of life. Waldemar Januszczak infiltrates the world according to the leader of Turkmenistan
In 2002, he decided his country needed a new calendar.
So he invented one. January was renamed after himself: Turkmenbashi. April was changed to his mother’s name, Gurbansoltan.
And September became Ruhnama, the title of the large pink philosophy book he wrote, the one you have to answer questions on to pass your driving test.
The Ruhnama, or Book of the Spirit, explains the thinking behind all this. The president took 10 years to write the national book, and everyone taking any sort of exam, from schoolkids to prime ministers, is required to answer questions on it.
You can’t miss the Ruhnama. It’s lollypop pink and lime green. To my eyes it looks as if it should contain a collection of Telletubby stories rather than the collected thoughts of the world’s most eccentric dictator.
Have you ever looked out on a sheer drop and asked yourself, What would it be like to fall all the way down? Have you ever stood on the edge, looked forward towards the distant hills and leapt off into space?
I have.
In 2002 although not particularly willingly as it s a crazy thing to do! Reading over my post from that time I still remember the fear that numbed me, how I looked straight ahead when the crane had raised me up to it s fullest height of 50m and then the surprise when time stopped still as I dived off the platform.
For a few moments Matt Munday that experience as he dived off the Verzasca dam in Switzerland to recreate the jump scene from Golden Eye!
Look over the other side, however, and you’ll find it’s 721ft straight down onto a cold, hard knuckle of jagged rocks — the frightening equivalent of jumping from a 70-storey building.Doing a bungee jump is the craziest and most stupid thing I ve ever done but don t worry Life Assurance people, I have no intention of doing it again!
Would you like to see what my bungee jump at Star Beach in Crete was like?
Here s a movie made by a girl who brought a video camera with her. Look at those distant hills over the resort. That s the last sight I saw before I jumped!
(do not ajust your volume, there is no sound unfortunately)
This morning 24 suspected terrorists were in the UK as part of an investigation into attempts to takes bombs on board planes in hand luggage. The resulting disruption and restrictions almost made more news than the fact that firebombs with many hundreds of souls on-board could have been launched down on top of US cities!
I m just glad I got home on Tuesday and I missed all this.
It makes me wonder how much the authorities knew in advance - just after leaving Matt in SFO I walked up to the xray machine, unbundled the laptop and my bags and was then asked to step into a machine which blew little puffs of air into my clothes and under my shirt. It obviously sampled the chemicals on me. Lucky they didn t do it at the end of a 9 hour flight, 4 hour wait and 1 hour flight home!
On a brighter note, my luggage made it s way through security fine. I left my sandals in the bag, but took all the wires for the various chargers and devices out and carried them with me. Be warned, their machines are so sensitive that sandals with up to year old fertilizer on them and wires could be construed as a bomb!
Chris offers for those travelling with camera kit. You won t be allowed bring it on board, so buy secure cases specifically for your equipment. He quotes :
I d been thinking for a while about ordering a case that allows me to check my equipment in the hold if I have to.
A solution used by many pros is the Pelican case. One photographic dealer I contacted said he had already received seven orders by 9.30am this morning.
Always a man to get a conversation going, Damien if privacy advocates have any case to make if snooping on telephone and Internet traffic averted a major terrorist attack today?