"Guyana" is leaving for Japan today, so I spent most of last night with her. I was thinking about not posting at all today, but last time I did that a certain somebody sent my an e-mail letting me know how much they look forward to reading my post. Luckily, I have a few things in the drafts, mostly meme's, for days like this.
Now is as good a time as any to start using them.
The Soundtrack Of My Life
The Rules:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2.
Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5.
When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
.
Opening Credits: "My Petition" by Jill Scott. Let me find out my movie is political.
Waking Up: "Let Me Be Your Angel" by Stacey Lattisaw. Someone must be singing this to me. That's cool.
Means I'm not sleeping alone.
First Day At School: "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" by The Temptations. "It was the third of September.
That day I'll always remember. Yes I do. Cause that was the day, that my daddy died".
Falling In Love: "Wanna Be Close" by Avant. Very appropriate.
Fight Song: "Don't Know How" by Joss Stone.
What can I say? I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Breaking Up: "Bad Boy For Life" by P.
Diddy f/ Black Rob Mark Curry. Must have been in my thug phase.
Prom: "Get Ready" by the Temptations.
Must have been the after-prom song. "Get ready, cause here I cum"
Life is good: "Fire" by the Ohio Players. Let me find out I was a firefighter in my former life.
Not bad. I hear firefighters pull fine women.
Mental Breakdown: "What Have You Done For Me Lately" by Janet Jackson.
That must have been the question that caused the breakdown
Driving: "What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani. Slow drivers in front of me.
Flashback: "Let's Not Play The Game" by Maxwell. I guess I don't think too fondly about looking back on my past.
Getting Back Together: "99 Problems" by Jay-Z.
I got the girl, so that means I got 99 Problems but . . .
Wedding: "Happiness" by Jaheim. I hope that's the feeling I have on my wedding day.
Birth of Child: "I'm Not Happy" by Ruben Studdard.
Oh My God!!!
!! I'm black.
You're black. Why is the baby white? I'm not happy.
Final Battle: "Take What's Yours" by Ma$e f/ DMX. That's what its all about. I'm getting mine so you better get yours.
Funeral Song: "Me Time" by Heather Headley. Damn. What does that say about my life that I had to die to get some personal time?
End Credits: "Punks Jump Up To Get Beatdown" by Brand Nubian. I guess that means I won the final battle.
Now since I'm doing the whole shuffle thing, I had this one in the archives so I might as well pull it out and give it a try.
We'll use the same rules as above. I'll call this one . .
. Musical Shares
1. How does the world see me ?
"Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet. Lookie here. Just because I haven't gotten laid in 4 months does not mean its come to that.
2. Will I have a happy life ?
"Love Music" by Earth, Wind Fire.
You can't listen to the elements of the universe without being happy so I guess that is a yes.
3. What do my friends really think of me ?
"Warmth" by Janet Jackson. That's right. I'm a comforter and my friends feel comfortable around me because I am a warmhearted person.
4. Do people secretly lust after me ?
"Tonight" by The Whisphers.
Just tonight? Sounds like a one-night stand to me. Now will the person who is secretly lusting after me please make themselves known.
5. How can I make myself happy ?
"Family" by Nas.
That's right. Anytime I hang out with my cousins, I can't help but laugh.
6.
What should I do with my life?
"Floatin'" by Charlie Wilson f/ Justin Timberlake. Floatin' you say.
Is that anything like getting high? Should I become a weedhead or something?
7.
What is some good advice for me ?
"To Be Real" by Cheryl Lynn. That's right.
Be myself because can't nobody else be me better than me.
8. How will I be remembered ?
"Somebodys Been Sleeping (In My Bed)" by 100 Proof Aged In Soul. Damn. Sounds like I'm going to make a living satisfying lonely housewives.
9. What is my signature dancing song ?
"The Thong Song" by Sisqo.
I did go to school in Baltimore, so maybe its the Baltimore Club Version. I can do my thing to that.
10.
What do I think my current theme song is ?
"Trust Me" by Guru f/ N'Dea Davenport. I'm a nice guy.
I used to be a Boy Scout. I can be trusted.
11.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is ?
"Freaks" by Lil' Vicious. What kind of guy do you think I am?
12. What song will play at my funeral ?
"This Joy" by Yolanda Adams.
I guess someone will be happy to see me dead.
13. What type of women do I like ?
"Boogie Nights/All Night Long" by Erykah Badu (Baduism Live). That's what I'm talkin' about. Dance all day and fuck all night.
14. What is my day going to be like ?
"Thankful" by Mary Mary.
I'm thankful for every day because I know God did not have to allow me to see another day.
I think I had a little too much fun doing this meme. I am still laughing at some of the answers.
If you get bored, this is definitely the meme to do.
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