Tesco Pushing for Pre-Teen Pole Dance

Unleash the sex kitten inside is the message to youngsters with the Peekaboo pole-dancing kit. It contains a chrome pole, a DVD with suggested dance moves, and a 'sexy dance garter' - all formerly in the toys and games section of the Tesco website.

He said: Tesco is Britain's number one chain, this is extremely dangerous. It is an open invitation to turn the youngest children on to sexual behaviour. This will be sold to four, five and six-year olds.

This is a most dangerous toy that will contribute towards destroying children's innocence. Yes sir, you need to buy your kids a toy M-16 and get them off that sexual behavior and into violent behavior like good little 5 and 6 year olds. Why is it no one ever complains about the toy gun sections of the store?

Tesco last night denied the pole dancing kit was sexually oriented and said it was clearly marked for 'adult use'. Um..

.if it's not sexually-oriented, why is it marked for adult use? Seems like this company is bending over backwards to split the difference between naughty and nice.

I hope they can wrap their heads around the slippery slope down which they slide. Looking at the picture, I have to wonder how anyone can pole-dance on that. It looks to thin to support any real weight, and legwork would seem impossible with the seams between the sections (unless you want to bleed for your.

..fitness).

I don't see too many upside-down spins being done on this - people would be better off investing in a good brass pole. I don't think the children are bent enough for the ritual to matter, and the adults aren't mature enough to take into account the flimsiness of the pole and so forth, likely with alcohol involved..

. Um, you Pagans ? Is that the same as you Muslims are all nuts , or you Christians are always up my butt ?

I have been Pagan for about a decade, and this is the first I have heard that strippers do the work of the Goddess. Where the hell did you get that crap fr Strictly speaking, childhood as a concept is relatively new. If I remember correctly the whole concept of 'childhood' is only 100-150 years old, possibly less.

Yeah, well, the concept of childhood is here now, though, isn't it? Let kids be kids..

..they don't know about strippers at that age, its just a pole to them like the poles of tetherball i used to play on Sure, only this pole tells your kids to unleash the sex kitten inside .

Great analogy there! Let me know when that sense of humour we ordered for you has arrived in the mail. Keeping your right foot rotating, raise your right hand and make the number 6 in mid air without changing the direction your foot is moving in.